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you are listening to the sweat equity podcast, FTC bans non compete, agreements that restrict job switching. Good. You read about other

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 2:30

people? No, I did not read about that. It's pretty well. There's aliens. I'm not reading that dumb It doesn't matter. Well,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 2:37

it affects a lot of Americans because, my bad, non competes, especially now this still, I think this doesn't affect, you know, the Executive Class, of course not. No. I mean, you can still get a non compete on that level, but this is more for your entry level, your associate level, kind of jobs, or seems

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 3:00

so petty the lower you go. It your mind. It must nobody else can have you. It must

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 3:07

have gotten egregious with like you work at Chick fil A. You can't go to Zach's, B's or something. There's no competition worried about it. You know, I'm saying though it had to get to a degree that, like

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 3:20

good job pulling a chicken restaurant other than Chick fil A out of your That's

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 3:24

off Culvers, I think is one,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 3:27

I don't know, burgers.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 3:29

PDQ, the failed one out of the Tampa Bay area that could have competed with Chick fil A. We're

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 3:35

talking about. He's open near

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 3:37

my house, yeah, but it's not. They came out the gates with big things of chicken, and now they're tiny and and they're not, it's not quite that Chick fil A kind of quality of service. It's fast, usually pretty darn quick. Yeah,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 3:54

but yeah, that actually what it stands for. Do you know that I've got a video of a dude. Don't care what it stands for, is that? What it stands for? No. Stands for people dedicated to quality that's terrible. That's like CVS, yeah. What does that stand for?

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 4:08

Convenience, value service that's like, made by a corporate AI named I'm pretty sure we can fact check that,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 4:20

but just repeat it to your friends. They'll, they'll fact check it for us. Scrabble's

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 4:24

launching a new version. What

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 4:27

do you mean of the game that's

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 4:28

less competitive? Oh, that. They're making it easier.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 4:33

Look, I want electrodes when you challenge. Make it harder.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 4:37

I want us to enter a tournament, yeah, see if we can get anywhere. Because you and I think we're pretty good. No,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 4:44

we can. No,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 4:45

we're better. Look,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 4:46

we're better than we'll beat you like two,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 4:48

like we're always in the 300 scores, to me, and that's over easily 100 games. That's and that's both of us getting over 300 usually,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 4:58

my thing is one. Scrabble's happening, but I

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 5:01

want to go. I want us to go enter one and just see if there's like, I don't know we could even, like, get to the next round. Yeah,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 5:10

it's like, there's these autistic people who memorize a dictionary and just,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 5:15

yeah, they do, but they don't have our cunning.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 5:19

Oh, that's true. We can charm our way to is that

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 5:23

what that means? I don't even know. No, really.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 5:25

I just can, I guess,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 5:28

I bet you could play defensively where you just really keep it tight on

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 5:32

the board, their stuff up the whole time.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 5:35

I bet that's that's the only strategy we could probably get through, right?

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 5:39

Yeah, junk. Throw junk at them.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 5:42

I mean, do we? We can watch videos on here. What? How does they make it less competitive? They probably went the Words with Friends route. Remember, Words with Friends was huge 10 years ago. Yeah. And then you play it. And if you played Scrabble, if you're scrabble purist,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 5:59

too many bonuses. There's a bunch of words. Well, yeah, and they had their dictionaries a lot bigger so every could play it, yeah, and you can just sit there and try all the combinations. Look, you

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 6:12

want a podcast that's giving you the awesome dog real strong. This is, this is why you come to this show. THING. Sucks. You come here with integrity. What was this thing? The 100 reviews.com What was this thing you sent? I

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 6:28

don't know. What is it? Read the headline to me, I can't read it. What

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 6:33

exactly is online review brushing? Oh,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 6:36

is that the thing where they send stuff to people without them asking? Click on the link. Yeah,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 6:40

you got it from Reddit, which is the fat dad territory of

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 6:44

oh, okay, so yeah, this is, I saw this on Reddit, where it's a, maybe I can pull it up. It's somebody who got shipped randomly without them paying for it, without them asking for it. They got a copy of doctors Doctor Phil's book, Doctor Phil rules, dude in the mail, you gotta wake up, you or an alcoholic. And what they do is they got anymore.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 7:10

I got a lot of farts. I'm hot boxing the studio. They

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 7:15

hijack the review system somehow. I don't know how exactly they they, they post a review under your name so that it shows that you're a legit like you, you have received it like they go through the whole process of sending it out so that they can do these fake reviews, so that people can get let

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 7:34

me yeah, let me back out. Okay, a lot of reviews on Amazon or bunk they're fake, and Amazon doesn't really talk about it, because it doesn't help their product, right? Yeah, there is a great Chrome extension that I think they have it on mobile now that's called fake Amazon reviews. I think that's just what it's called. So anything I get, I'm about to get on Amazon. I'll put

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 8:03

my bad, my bad. Oh, you, usually

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 8:04

you and your fishing, bro, watch this.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 8:08

The size of this grouper. Okay, yeah, I gotta, I gotta flow it through here. Get Pulled out YouTube. No problem. But you got like, a five foot shark on the line, and then they dip this thing. Look at this. I love to look at the size of that. What is that? The Goliath Grouper formerly called the Jew fish.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 8:26

Oh, yeah.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 8:27

Saw that. Yeah. I've

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 8:29

only called it Jewish fish my whole life. It ate a five foot shark hole. The Goliath grouper is a better name, but it's gonna really be hard to undo that bell. Yeah,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 8:38

that's that name. It's like, hey, wife beaters

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 8:41

for tops. It's like, undershirts.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 8:45

It's, did that happen? You saw that my mouse on my laptop took over my my desktop over there? You see? Yeah,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 8:53

it does that,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 8:54

I know, but I don't want that.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 8:55

Just pull it back. It's acting as a second screen. Boomer, teach me get it out of that whatever that view is you have on your I'm trying, damn dude,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 9:10

this is screeching. Talk about something. Well,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 9:13

so fake Amazon reviews. I don't have it on my because it goes on the it doesn't go into the app itself on your phone, but so I'll, usually, I'll put stuff in a cart, and then I'll go on my desktop later and look at it, and it'll be like, Oh, this, this seller's complete. It's an F, right? And I'll go find, like, the real person to buy it from the real vendor online. It's actually helped a lot. Oh, good, because you get you. I mean, not all vendors on Amazon are created equally, so it's kind of like and the fake review game, especially lube vendors, right? You don't want that because I got some spicy habanero lube. And buddy, let me tell you. Let me tell you, the guys were upset,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 9:57

Yeah, I bet they were. Um,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 10:01

can you pull up this video that I sent the other day on the 20th

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 10:07

of what I need to approve

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 10:08

it first? No, you just need to pull it up, dude, if you can, if you know to work,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 10:12

no, I can't anymore. Why is it doing that? Bro? What is the video? Describe it to me, it's

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 10:21

the video is titled, did this guy? Did this guy come in his jeans during tort contest? It's so funny. Did a good start? It's so funny because it's like, every middle schoolers like fear dance or something. You're like, I might do this. My parents, this boy, this Boys to Men song is going too crazy, man, like

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 10:42

we shouldn't what? I don't know. What is it under?

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 10:46

It's other topics. Yeah, in our slack and our YouTube presence is booming now because we got or boy, I'm just gonna go by I'm gonna call him Campbell, because he can't have too many Eric's. Eric

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 10:59

what? There's too many trying to push the button. Oh, I almost did it,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 11:04

but he's crushing it for us. And we, we like that.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 11:07

We like crushing.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 11:09

I'm not a player, but I crush a lot. You do, yeah, there it is, each other, a lot of videos. I so

if you're listening, it's a very urban show. There's a guy laying down like he's on a gurney on the ground,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 11:36

headstand on his crotch. Oh, my God, hot

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 11:40

black this is old video, by the way, totally but God of 550 I didn't watch it. Now she's now, she crushed it. She's awesome. Oh, maybe there's a lot more people. Looks like 300

cheese. Oh, he did say he did. Now we got, oh, we got one, number two, no.

Now this chick's doing split time. She's doing the long way to splits, like left ankles, just an

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 12:35

air contest, basically, like just straight up sitting on his face. I mean, I feel

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 12:43

bad for him. They blurred his face. Now she's doing like circles. He

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 12:55

just held his hand up two fingers, and now he's get called out. Oh yeah, yeah, no, straight up through the jeans, like there is a

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 13:05

dark he's got light jeans on, and there's a dark navy stain.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 13:09

This for right now and now now, and the guy on the mic now calling him out, and they're all laughing and pointing at him.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 13:18

This is a nightmare. This is the worst nightmare. The cameraman with the scoreboard cameraman hasn't zoomed in on the jumbo troll. Now here's the real question, God,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 13:45

that was loud. We just watched a video titled, did this guy come in jeans during contest that you stopped yourself from saying, loud as That's it. Loud as hell. Got that pointing out how ridiculous it was. You're ridiculous.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 14:03

I brought you humor and you didn't laugh. Is it funny? Though it's hilarious. Sad, so embarrassing. Yeah. But now here's, here's my thing. I don't think I would, but I don't blame him for having that happen. I think I'd be so nervous. I

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 14:18

yeah, I don't think I

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 14:19

could get there being a simp on stage like that.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 14:22

I mean, like, how you know,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 14:25

now, now, let's go backwards. You're in college, you know, you're all horned up all the time, and you're like, you're like a hedgehog anyway, you're, you're constantly horned up. Okay,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 14:40

I don't know. I don't think I would read that video. Not really, believe it or not, not really.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 14:50

Oh alien news, what you got? Oh

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 14:52

alien news, yeah, hit me, bro. I was just telling the other coach today about Turk. They have all these, like people looking ones flying around. That wasn't where I'm gonna

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 15:08

go get my hair transplant. Really? Turkey, that's where you go. Why? Well, now you don't have to, but apparently, Turkey airports just had dudes with bandages all over their head, because a lot of guys fly in to get it done there, and that interesting, yeah, why? Because it was cheap to get it done there. But, like, they just became the leader of doing that, that procedure. But now it's gotten so good. I mean, like, haircut for men, does it now, like Bosley, all, all the American companies they start to me,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 15:47

Turkey seems like a pretty hairy country already, you know, so, like, maybe they're not having to do the sort of heavy lifting that I might need now,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 15:56

it's so what I've done over the Over the years is because comedians are like little gossipy girls on podcasts. They they will out other comics that got it done, got their hair transplants and stuff. Sure, I've been keeping a little list, but like Elon Musk is the number one on the list. If you look at them, at PayPal, yeah, and you look at them now you're like, wow, because even though you see the PayPal one, you can't it doesn't even make sense.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 16:24

I'm souring on Elon Musk pretty hard.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 16:27

Oh, yeah. Like, like the general public, yeah, sorry.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 16:32

He seems like, if he's revealed to be an alien, I'd be like, that makes sense, you know? Or, like, have some sort of connection. Well, he see, I saw a picture with his shirt off, gross. Yeah, he just comes across like somebody that's like, just give it like an alien would be morphed into this person and then just went to town. Well, I'm gonna eat all this I'm gonna get all that money.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 17:00

Okay, well, I would say he's such a genius level that it's hard for him to communicate efficiently or effectively. Yeah, I think a lot of they say that people with, like, a certain IQ that is that genius level, they get frustrated talking to most people because they can't. They're like, You're so stupid

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 17:20

they can't do feelings probably mutual. Well, right? Because you

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 17:24

could say Neil deGrasse Tyson whatever you want about him. Some people don't like him. Oh, I'm

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 17:28

super soured on him. Oh, my gosh, all the guys I like bro. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 17:36

mouthpiece. He's a communicator. He's not the best physicist in the world, no, but

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 17:41

he probably office and just smarmynest guy in the room, wouldn't you be No, no, he's got a level of pop that's uncalled for.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 17:51

I think it has sticking power. That's why it kind of works.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 17:56

Yeah, I mean, he owns it, and that's why he's the most popular astrophysicist in the world. But the problem

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 18:02

with science as a whole is the communication of of what's going on with theories and all this stuff, especially physics, like God, what is it? It's a huge problem. You see that, what are we watching now? Mysterious humanoid UFO, caught on camera.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 18:20

This these things, and I can't believe I couldn't find more videos of it, because there's one link that I had that had a bunch of them on it. But like just looks like a levitating body in black, all black,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 18:36

and they all look like that. How do I describe this? So

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 18:39

picture the outline of a human being floating through the air, and it's all filled in with black.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 18:44

Where is this? This one I see palm trees. It's

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 18:49

from Pablo Morales, Mexico.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 18:53

So that's from four years ago.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 18:54

Yeah, there's tons of them.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 18:58

So how do you detect these videos? Because,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 19:02

you know, it's one of those things. You

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 19:04

just brace them all. No, no, I

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 19:06

just, it's just more like, What the I'm not trying to debunk or, look, I mean, there's some stuff that's obvious, but when it gets to a certain point that it's like, well, either we have jetpacks that we don't know about, or we don't know what the that is flying around.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 19:24

I guess my interest stops after a while, because it becomes futile in my head, because it's just like, yeah, it would be cool to know. But let's say I think about it this way. Let's say there was a new story. It's legit. The video we see was live TV, you know, whatever, to make it kind of validated some, some way we've, we've got it, there would still be a lot of muck right after that, right?

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 19:52

Oh, there's tons of muck already. And

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 19:55

like me, going like, thinking about it, going like, well. Just never know, because even if it did happen in point blank range, like it would get muddled immediately, right after Sure, yeah, and I think that's where my head makes it kind of defeatist with like, Yeah, it's interesting. I want it to be real, but I'm I'm not going deep like you are in this Yeah.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 20:18

I mean, my it's curiosity. I mean, is there anything more interesting that could happen? You know, like, it's just, what the hell? And it's all happening so much more frequently right now, like I was talking about, it's like you can't even keep up with all the new that's posted with alien spacecraft, videos, UFOs, whatever lights going in and out, unexplained orbs and things like, I don't know. Man, it's exciting. I guess. Anything

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 20:50

new in the last month that's mind blowing.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 20:54

Well, the Nazca mummies had What's that now, the Nasca mummies?

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 21:03

Oh, yeah, Nasca, what does that mean? No, I don't know what you're talking

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 21:07

about. Yeah,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 21:09

we talked about this. We may have talked about it. You know how this, this, this studio is like we talk about things, and both of us leave, and you can ask us exactly what we just talked about. Is the same thing, I'm on stage, and

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 21:24

it's like, I do solo ones, like, Can somebody tell me if everything I totally forgot?

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 21:27

Like I was someone was asking me about one of the bits I said, and I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. Like, you just said it 10 minutes ago.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 21:36

So these are these the mummies. And there's more and different kinds coming out.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 21:46

Where's that from?

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 21:48

So I guess some guy was in a cave in Peru, and I'm guessing it's underneath the Nazca Lines.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 21:57

Peru seems believable to me. I feel like there's a lot of undiscovered

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 22:01

stuff in Peru is a magical place, all kinds of crazy Have you

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 22:05

been? Yeah, you have, yeah, when'd you go

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 22:09

like, 10 years ago?

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 22:11

Really? Yeah, maybe we weren't hanging out then.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 22:15

No, we were what, I

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 22:17

don't remember this, pretty sure, I don't think so. Yeah, not like, we are now, not like, but

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 22:22

no,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 22:26

but wow, so you went to Machu Picchu. Oh yeah, in his Peru, I've heard a

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 22:33

woman. Yep, totally in Cusco. That's the one I know Cusco, though you know which one that

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 22:41

is. Peruvians are the dorks of South America.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 22:46

Maybe I don't know it's cold, right? No, I was there. I mean, it gets cold, high elevation. But you seriously didn't know about these mummy bodies? Yeah? No, they had, like,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 23:02

I'm a mummy body.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 23:03

They had all these things, and they've had many different scientists analyze them. And they're like, they're not, they're not pieced together. They're not assembled the the DNA. Part of it, we don't know what it is. Part of it's some of them reptilian, like, I think that one that we're looking at is got reptile DNA or some And like, they had a thing recently where they were doing, like, a live presentation or something about them, and the one of the government agencies busted in, and like, tried to, like, confiscate the right away, and like, made a big deal out of it, to the point where it's like, if you think, like, if these weren't something like, why would you be doing this?

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 23:47

But how do you fact check that? That's where my brain goes. Fact check what? Like, the story of them going in to go grab it.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 23:55

What was they a video

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 23:58

of the of it happening. Who? Peruvian military?

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 24:02

No, it was going to be like a broadcast about the mummies. And as it was about to happen or happening, they bust in. It wasn't like and the feed cuts out. No, it's on video of the melee. Like

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 24:16

laser, laser sights coming in

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 24:22

four red dots,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 24:23

yeah, well, so they look like just bad art projects when you start messing with clay, yeah? And you got to score everything with water. Remember that? Yep. And

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 24:33

they're, I guess, covered in, like, I think it's diatomaceous earth, which is, like, the stuff you put in your pool. Oh yeah, that's how it's preserved. But like, they're only like, this big. They're only like, three feet, two feet, two and a half, three feet. That

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 24:49

would be even scarier, right? All the aliens are just real, yeah, dude, I might as That stool,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 24:58

my stool, bro, I. Uh, dude, this is another thing that it's like, I'm not saying. I know for sure, but man, I there's a lot of saying, like, this could be something like, why is this all happening at this moment? I don't know. It's weird timing for sure. Yeah,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 25:17

it's the it reminds me of an argument I had about 10 years ago with a, like, a professional colleague, kind of, and she was saying, like, well, I don't let my kids, you know, play in our front lawn in a very nice neighborhood here in Tampa. And I was like, why? And she was like, I'm worried about them getting kidnapped. I'm like, You're watching them in the front yard from the house, and you're worried about them getting kidnapped. And it's like, well, that was a big thing in the 70s, and then I told her about the fear of fallacy index, we're safer than we've ever been, but, yeah, we're scared, right? And so, like, I kind of feel about it in this way, do we have more access to communication and being able to share information now, because, like, you got to look at like, now, like,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 26:08

answer that obvious question, yes, yeah,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 26:11

so is it. But is it just an influx from that? You know, I

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 26:16

don't think so. I mean, the video increases. It definitely helps that everybody has a video camera in their pocket,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 26:23

but yet, all the video looks like cops. It's like all, it's all 90s. I

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 26:28

always would curse it, and then I think I see a UFO and my I didn't even get it on on camera. Like, it was like, oh,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 26:35

oh, I'm bad about it too. I try to get my kids because they're doing something hilarious, like, I wish I got this. This is really cruel, but I wish I got it on camera. We went to the fair on Sunday and and they were like, I want to do that ride. And I was like, Are you sure? You

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 26:52

sure about that? I was ready to go. I was ready for it. Before you said it. I was reaching. I'm gonna go back and watch the that tape so you can stay and

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 26:59

move there. Six and seven, they did the Ferris sure about that. They did the Ferris wheel, which, to me, is scarier than anything else, because it's slow, yeah, and the wind was blowing it, you know? And I was like, I was sweating watching them up there. I i don't like heights, so I'm putting that on them too, man, but I can deal with speed, like, I tried to top my son into the Gravitron. He wasn't down for it, because no one else was in there. He would have been so low. It was, like, probably a good idea. But then there's another ride, which was like, basically just super fast twist them around in this, like, little sidecar looking thing, and they came off, and they were both crying. And I was like, Oh no, but I kind of wish I had it on video, because it's

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 27:41

kind of funny, yeah, where they get traumatized over something they came

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 27:45

out, like they just went to Nam, yeah, like their PTSD, yeah. And I could hear clear I could hear credence, Clearwater Revival of playing, oh yeah, yeah. And it was like, and then I felt really bad, Hey, your boy, switching topics, your boy, Ryan Reynolds, maybe the best you know you're talking about. Elon Musk. He's a genius at business. I think people forget that part. He's more of a genius at business than he is at engineering, right? Well, he made PayPal so and then he has six simultaneous we have six simultaneous companies going right now, right that are all doing well. He's very process, he's very engineer. He's very process oriented kind of thing. And doesn't have a lot of like, fluff, like, I know, with one of the companies, I think it's Tesla, like anybody can get a hold of anybody. It's not like you have to go up a chain of command, yeah, kind of thing. So I find that kind of stuff interesting. Just intermediation

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 28:49

of communication theory, you could send an email, yeah?

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 28:53

But it's not, it's not frowned upon, like, if you had an idea and you want to get it up the flagpole, you don't have to, like, go to your manager. They have to go to theirs.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 29:01

Yeah, of course he wants for the free money idea straight to the vein. Maybe stifles

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 29:06

innovation, because sometimes you get an idea that's really good, it goes up the flagpole, and then either a manager, it happens like baseball, it's like, oh, my way.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 29:16

It's like a selfish motivation for them, right? Yeah, well, yeah, he was, like, fighting for his 43 something billion or million, yeah, pay out, yeah. And it was just, like, this gross number that it's like, you, man, yeah,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 29:32

but doesn't he reinvest it into the companies he has?

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 29:35

I don't know.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 29:37

I think that's the part not. I mean, there's a lot of hate on them, and the traditional media doesn't like it. My phone's ringing. I'm blowing up. It's the business line. It's after hours. I'm not getting that voicemail.

Unknown Speaker 29:51

It's probably

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 29:55

a sound. It makes sound. Get it. It's probably a Car Warranty voicemail. Thing robocall. But your boy, Ryan Reynolds, he might be right up there too, and he just sold mint mobile. He's part owner of that partner for 1.5 or 1.35 bill, yeah,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 30:15

what was his cut? Though,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 30:17

I don't know, but I just

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 30:19

he's just a guy that's doing that. I mean, I bet you he's Wolverine,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 30:22

and Deadpool is gonna be awesome. I'm excited for that. It looks really good. But, yeah, how

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 30:29

much of an ownership stake does he have? How much did he get off of that? Because I bet you he's all face.

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 30:37

You think I bet? Well, I would believe it with the marketing agency owns that crushes it, or the gin company. He has computer.

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 30:47

How much? How

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 30:49

much equity?

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 30:50

Equity, sweat equity, regular equity. How's this different than googling

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 31:00

it? Because it aggregates a lot of other different search engines. I'm using chat, GPT four. I pay 20 bucks a month, 25% poly, Okay, not bad. Yeah, so T Mobile just acquired them and,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 31:16

yeah, it's an a rod contract form,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 31:19

yeah. I mean that's, uh, that's pretty, pretty good,

Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 31:23

a pretty good job. Ryan, Hey,

Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 31:27

good job by you. Money for you, Eric, because we're done, baby. Eric, yeah, yeah.

Unknown Speaker 31:34

See you.

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