#427: How To Dig Up The Past Like Indiana Jones First Blood

Sep 10

Written By Eric Readinger

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Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

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Speaker 1

2:34

are listening to the sweat equity Podcast? I'm gonna be so pissed if you give me COVID

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

2:40

row. So sorry already. If I if it happened it already happened. It's not today.

Speaker 1

2:47

Don't vacation and Wuhan ever again. Who so cheap though. You're pretty resilient to a lot of sicknesses. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, it's good. It's you've become mortal. The last few years used to be like a spider monkey tree for I don't

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

3:04

know, I don't remember that. This this last one was so stupid was like

Speaker 1

3:09

you used to be that West Virginia side of your family and part of you like that doesn't work. There's kind of guy from that blue film looking kind of sky area. Sephia. Yeah, right. Everything's an eight mile town. Or Blue Mountain? I think so. I was thinking of what? The movie Blue Mountain what that's in West Virginia. It's about painkillers and stuff. Okay. Shout out to the Sackler family ruining this this country have been watching painkiller. Okay, on Netflix. Have you seen

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

3:42

it? No. But you also wrote a book about it.

Speaker 1

3:45

Everything ties together things about painkillers today. Well, man, just how much money the Sackler family made off of oxy cotton is like, I can't believe this story hasn't been told yet. Kind of Who are these people tell the story. They basically made oxycontin it was it was a dying drug company called Purdue. That his uncle was dying at that chicken people. Not the chicken people. Purdue Pharma. It was like a

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

4:17

subsidiary of Purdue chicken. Maybe

Speaker 1

4:19

could be a conglomerate thing. surprise me at all. Purdue University Boilermaker aid they're all connected Drew Brees, Michael Stott. So it meant it's so fucked up when you realize how many people got fucked up off off of painkillers and it kind of the origin of a lot of it being kind of ubiquitous now is this just this one dude,

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

4:47

what a what they do.

Speaker 1

4:49

So he inherited. There's big squabble about the inheritance of his uncle. And he goes let me just get this pharma pharmaceutical company. No Wouldn't wants it, I'll take it. I'll take a guess he had the foresight to know like, he knew this drug was gangbusters in a profit kind of way. highly addictive. He didn't know I don't think he knew how how addictive it was. I think he knew he knew. I think he know His thing was like all about pleasure. Like, he kind of looked at people as weak, and they go for soothing things. You know, it's pleasure to get

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

5:31

to avoid what's more addicting than that?

Speaker 1

5:33

Well, I think I think he kind of like, not just like, defend him or anything. I think he kind of just opportunistic. If that's, that's probably the best way to say it. Like,

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

5:43

Yeah, you sound like an apologist.

Speaker 1

5:45

I'm a secular apologist. This guy's the biggest piece of shit, dude. It's like,

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

5:50

what did everybody mean? How did he was he into into the politics of it and get

Speaker 1

5:56

oh, yeah, crazy. Well, yeah. And like, what's it called? He was he was down on the house. He basically pulled the farmer remember the farmer rep check was like a hot girl job. Sure. He's basically the reason for that, like he took devices, I think that he was like, your hot I think someone in the in the show. They're like, you're just a drug dealer with a ponytail. And I was like, yeah. Because all these hot chicks would go into these horny doctors. And they'd be like, right, whatever, I'll I'll

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

6:28

have money to buy that totally have prescribe or how much money I spent with you. It's your mind how much money I have.

Speaker 1

6:35

And because the other part is we all trust doctors on a local level. Like we had a very high trust value with any doctor.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

6:43

Yes, that's still exist. Feel like that's gone.

Speaker 1

6:46

I think it's the default. I was thinking about it myself. I was like, I don't I come in with all my questions, but I'm weird. So you know, I'm coming in with an Evernote of questions. Yeah, usually.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

6:59

I don't know. I think if you get one that you know, and develop a relationship with you know, you can trust that it's just,

Speaker 1

7:05

it's Yeah, what do you see a specialist. Right. And I think that's where some of these guys came in as specialist. And specialists never.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

7:13

They're always one off. Yeah. Like, I'll fix this one specific thing wrong with you. It's not You're not going to keep coming back from this hopefully.

7:22

Yeah, it's pretty gross. Ma'am. Take

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

7:23

some pills. Get the hell out of here.

Speaker 1

7:25

Peter Berg. Direct it who I love to Friday Night Lights and stuff with the teeth battleship. Epic Movie. Well, he's got he's got Riggins in this series. So you know, that's that's man crush off a territory. What? From Friday night life? Yeah. Taylor kitchen. Okay, you play candidate.

7:45

You guys have giant weird heads together.

Speaker 1

7:49

If I have anything together with him on gray, I'd marry him. If

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

7:54

one thing might be the heads. Because

Speaker 1

7:57

I look like fat Reagan's out I gained like 15 pounds on visually

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

8:00

Reagan says, Dad, I think you're the same age.

8:04

I don't think that's gonna work.

8:06

Please, brother.

8:07

So, back to you being a piece of shit.

8:11

Okie dokie It wasn't even

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

8:14

like you were knocked out though. It was like, I when I was sitting in it. It was like, this isn't that bad?

Speaker 3

8:23

I don't want to get up and do anything. Just fatigue all around.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

8:27

But I was like, I don't. I'm not like hurting real bad. Nothing crazy. It was just like, I just have to nap now. Every 20 minutes. It was stupid. sucks, man. I just hate that sort of weak feel like nothing gets done.

Speaker 1

8:41

Do you do the do you do the thing I do where I'm like, is this how I am forever like that? It's like an intrusive thought.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

8:49

No,

8:50

no. You do you really think you know it's

Speaker 1

8:53

an intrusive thought comes in and out. But when I get the flu, I'm like, Nope. Is this how I am for? Is this how I'm going to be for a while? Nope.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

9:01

What I think is like, oh, man, I need to think about when I don't feel this way. I need to appreciate it where?

9:07

That's good. That's really what I think about

9:09

because it's like, this sucks.

Speaker 1

9:11

Now. Do you have an overwhelming guilt? Because you got a lot of stuff to do?

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

9:16

Yeah. But I don't know. It was weird. I don't really feel like I had a ton to do to. So like, it was just like

Speaker 1

9:25

your purgatory. Yeah. Yeah, but that's scary as well to me. Uh huh. Yeah. I'm definitely devil makes work for idle hands. So like if I'm just sitting around it's not I mean, I was doing like a

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

9:39

painted that thing. It's just like, you just epic amount of details. Takes just Yeah, brushstrokes over like, just whatever just everybody's

9:48

doing the Rick and Morty episode.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

9:49

What is that? Does that look like anything? You just looking at it? We're looking at a painting. I didn't want

Speaker 1

9:54

to bring it on camera. It's not ready for the public. I don't give a shit. It reminds me of the Rick and Morty episode where all these giant heads from space come out in reality. Yeah, it's not the same kind of that face but

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

10:10

I thought it was it looked like somebody squeezed into a birth canal.

Speaker 1

10:15

Oh yeah, a really real like Cookie Monster. Long Cookie Monster

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

10:21

birth canal

Speaker 1

10:23

really hearing your band name? I call it super airy for sure to electric though. Oh, okay.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

10:31

Yeah so I did that one of the days. I

Speaker 1

10:35

don't know what you're painting while you're doing it just let it go interesting maybe that's how I do my art too yeah

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

10:44

i i sat and I put the first Indiana Jones movie on

Speaker 1

10:50

not doesn't timing is slow if I recall it's like watching rod

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

10:56

basically I watched the first one Max HBO Max I can't call it Max makes no sense like, like what dog Max like doesn't yeah right it's like you just take these like overarching terms and make it yours now.

Speaker 1

11:14

Well you can wait you can it's just bad branding I just like maybe have an obsession with x as Elon Musk. But if I'm trying to go hey, did you see this thing on x? You'll be like x right? Did you exit right? It's like just Twitter's fine It's its own thing

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

11:30

right it had it had its own thing like it was a yeah it anyway, I think

Speaker 1

11:35

Max will eventually figure out some kind of tear where HBO is just like on its own deal. And you can just because the HBO brand still in there,

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

11:45

it's it's in there somewhere. But anyways, they had all of them on there. And I watched every single Indiana Jones movie in and out you know, I had my little

11:57

brain fog

Speaker 2

11:57

but like they're surprisingly not well made. Like there's a lot of times where you're just like that's what they that's what they chose to go with a shot like what? It's corny, like the one at the end of the one where he's hanging off the side of the mountain. And the guy goes to rip his heart out. And then he falls down and he's clearly headed to rocks. And as he falls towards the rocks, the next shot is just crocodiles thrashing around with his suppose a close yeah,

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

12:27

just a lot of bad bad filmmaking. Surprisingly,

Speaker 1

12:32

it's now campy is what Zuber campy now when did the first one come out? 7881 81 So we're talking primetime coke yours

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

12:44

Oh yeah, everything's good idea.

Speaker 1

12:45

So it's just like yeah, yeah, no, no no,

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

12:49

they opened the Arctic melted woody

Speaker 1

12:50

faeces we're gonna move to the next scene. Yeah, we'll fix it and post

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

12:55

right there all Nazis. Nazis too.

Speaker 1

12:58

Yeah, that is an interesting thing we're you know that to my recollection not being a real like story story like a real life story. They have Nazis it's the villain which right I think everybody

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

13:14

always works you know but like how about Stalin How

Speaker 1

13:17

about some hate on Stalin Hitler's the go to for everybody well, stone he did some

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

13:24

overtones of like Hitler was also searching for the lost Ark right covenant so like there's that that really you know, to a degree happened like he was all about finding like all kinds of crazy occult shit right around the world.

Speaker 1

13:39

Hitler is to Jordan as Pippin is to Stalin. Rodman is to Mussolini. Okay, good. Good. I got that. Oh,

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

13:48

God, we got to write that one down because that's kind of that that was not going to change.

Speaker 1

13:53

You know, I took it from Steven Naismith off the first day do you watch a lot of bad TV during the day like Bad Sports not

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

14:02

really gone down with Indiana Jones yet? Okay. The guy's a fucking murderer.

Speaker 1

14:06

Like Andy Yes. The amount

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

14:10

of people he kills over the course of four movies in cold blood with no he never there's never a scene like I feel really bad about shooting that guy who had the sword for no reason. The guy with the sword didn't even need to use his flaming sword round he could have been a street performer and cold blood

Speaker 1

14:27

I mean with Alibaba sword Yeah, and he's like, and then the whole crowds around him and yeah, yeah, that might be the boy scene I like in those movies.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

14:36

Sure. Yeah, I mean there's kind of clever yeah, there's comedy to it but like at the same time like goes around shooting people in the fucking head like it's nothing and the guys in archaeology professor

Speaker 1

14:47

I bet we can look at this killcount because they have to account for like James Bond all the characters

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

14:53

Rambo. Yeah. Out there, but

Speaker 1

14:57

I think Deadpool is up up on that list. Um, Tarantino movie these characters got a few as well. But yeah, there's like, there's a whole site that has like, every characters I like kill list Kill Bill, you know? A The Kill Bill stinks. Really? I don't like it.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

15:18

I like time I thought you know, when we're in our 20s it's like,

15:23

oh, that's cool. I

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

15:23

don't even know.

Speaker 1

15:24

I don't like kung fu. I don't like kung fu movies. So, walking into it. I was like, Oh, this is a genre I don't like. But I do like the second one. It's slower. No one likes the second one more than the first one. To

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

15:40

withdraw. I wasn't paying attention. I was real Phil. Oh, yes. I do not like you know, they're all one big movie kinda.

Speaker 1

15:47

But Volume Two is slower, less action, but the writing is a lot better. Just when she's poking the Pokemon. Oh, ghost reminded me Well, that's a good snap.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

16:00

It was crappy.

Speaker 1

16:02

Do you know why the term say by the bell? Is it is the thing. Not the show? No. It's not what you think it's pretty creepy. Okay. The term Saved by the Bell came to be a phrase. Because they used to bury people alive. Yeah, and so the dude, that's why I

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

16:24

got another one. Right? Yeah, that's dark.

Speaker 1

16:27

That's crazy, dude. They're bearing so many people. They're like, Oh, damn it, right. Fucking Jones again.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

16:34

I mean, just think about how quick they're moving them through the the mortuary like, oh, there's no time to check on them. See if they're really dead. Kids, let them sit for a few days, something like that. You got to get them in the gray in the ground that quick. Not only

Speaker 1

16:45

is the main part of that really dark, but extrapolated out into like, how many people are dying that just like volume didn't get saved by the bell. Right. Right. And so they the groundskeeper. I couldn't think of this. What's the word for the guy that walks around? Cemetery guy. Well, that's those guys used to walk around to to listen for bills. Weird. I think this is late. 1800s I want to say

17:14

a weird job. Yeah, what happens if you your bill?

17:17

You dig him up? He had an autumn like all time,

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

17:23

so yes. Only dropped. Okay. And weapon Indiana Jones. killed nine people in the first movies. Not bad in the first movie baseball. 14 in the second. Okay. Okay, nine in the third. So, like

17:40

32 total.

17:41

That's not that bad. It's BTK

17:43

esque.

Speaker 1

17:45

Yeah, yeah. If you line them up next to serial killers. I bet. That'd be pretty interesting.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

17:51

Right? Huh. But He's so charming as he does it. Yeah, this is such a flippant way. You know, just like he shoots his gun. It's always like, pew. He's like throwing the bullet. I'm like, you know, you

18:06

would shoot a guy. You take

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

18:07

that? Yeah. Throw these bullets at you. Luger gun. Is

18:11

it? Yeah, something like that. Or

18:14

Ruger?

Speaker 1

18:15

Ruger? Yeah. Yeah. We're doing sweat equity after dark. You know, this gets a little creepy. What does that creepy? Rambo Rambo. Okay, now now we're talking

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

18:30

total for Rambo. 322.

Speaker 1

18:33

That's a town. Right town of people? Yeah, that's

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

18:36

a small Idaho town. That's a mayor. That's the whole city council. It's at the library.

18:43

Theaters worth of people, right?

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

18:46

If people are three towns over, get them all baby.

Speaker 1

18:49

You know if you've Have you watched Rambo lately? No, but that should be if you kind of look at the premise. It's like, this wandering guy comes into town and then they're like, Hey, man, do you need a ride? And he's like, and that's like, the whole movie

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

19:07

right. Now I want to rewatch the first one. The first one

19:12

first blood. Yeah.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

19:16

That like is more like a political statement movie almost on the effects of war. You know, like, Oh, God, he's so fucked up. You know, and he goes to war with the cops.

Speaker 1

19:28

Yeah, I didn't get Brian Dennehy. Is the the heel or the this counterpart I think the dad The dad from Tommy Boy. Yes, I think he is sorry from me with that.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

19:42

Why else can I look up killcount James Bond.

19:46

Okay, this should be interesting.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

19:49

Okay, let's see. Oh my god counting up like 40 years where the movies Yeah. 1299 kills so

Speaker 1

19:59

we can go on and out. or how many movies are there? 40 I don't know. It still blows away. Indiana Jones. Yeah. And then you got like Jason Bourne? Batman.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

20:16

I mean, it's like how deep into the minutiae we want to get like at the end of Inglorious Basterds that you can own the movie theater. Yeah, there's an easy 1000

Speaker 1

20:27

Well, I think the kill count has to be like, direct on screen. You can see it. Okay. See it? Ah, yeah, most of it. Yeah. But like, if it's something where they line a bomb, you know, and a lot of people are in it. You know? We live in a twilight world. I watched it again. I still don't understand. I

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

20:48

still get it. But I feel done. Watch it backwards.

Speaker 1

20:51

I watched it with a guide on like, like, like, it was like a pause it I'm gonna explain this, like the first Zelda game on NES. Like, if you don't have like the book guide book, right? Yeah, beat it. Because yeah, unless you just hit every arbitrary tree. Every square on the map. There's one tree that you have to swipe with your sword to get through the game. And I'm like, right? How would you ever know that? Pretty smart on their part, you had to buy the companion piece but you know, or just play it to death. You'd have to be fucking ridiculously bored or like autistic to like knock that.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

21:28

I think we were both there. I think we both gave it our best shot.

Speaker 1

21:31

I think the best selling is on SDN it s as an S. Smith. SNESs. Link to the Past. Yeah. So COVID No, brain fog.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

21:42

Oh, yeah. No, for sure. But I don't know coming out of it.

21:49

You just snored once.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

21:51

I don't know. A moles embarrassment. Like COVID run this last time because how many times

Speaker 1

21:56

you had it? To two that you know have to yes, that I know of?

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

22:04

I used to get mad at Dominican COVID. Seven times the Dominican COVID was much worse than this one. That's for sure. Why is that? Because it was Dominican.

22:13

I don't know. Everything shipshape down there. Well,

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

22:16

I had to sit on an airplane undiagnosed. Which I took taking. I took remember that I took a COVID test the day before. They're like you're clean. Get the hell out of our country. Okey dokey. Get on this airplane. And I was like, I think I'm gonna die on this airplane in

Speaker 1

22:31

the Cigar Tube with a bunch of other people. Yeah, I just remember like, it was like they do say the plane is actually better because it cycles air through. I doubt didn't

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

22:41

matter for me, right? I'm saying the people were bastards in there. Give it to anybody else. What's my kill cow? Yeah, I mean, Eric's COVID Kill cow. Hope it's zero. I really do.

Speaker 1

22:55

You shouldn't have volunteered at the bingo hall. For old people. That was you could have gotten a sub. I know. But they loved

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

23:03

me so much over there. You know, breathing on them. They just they only remember Oh, 62 and they remember a couple phases. Well, they see me in the bingo.

Speaker 1

23:14

Speaking dark moods. So I got Well, I'm just trying to segue bingo with all people that dark. It's pretty. I mean, dark, like literally can't be that bright. Yeah. Mike rainy who's one half of dad meet the podcasts I've been telling you. I love I think you'd love it. To Philly guys to Philly comics. My granny wrote a book and we got the solid verbal for him to come on the podcast. Ooh. But I wanted nothing. Oh, yeah. We just they, they. We're gonna move our schedule from Tuesday to Wednesday. They film on Tuesday for their pod. It was like the exact same time. That's what. And then I was like, I want to read the book. Because this is a toilet book. You can you know, it's good fodder. You

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

24:03

read it until it doesn't belong in the toilet. Correct. And it's called on purpose. I

Speaker 1

24:07

find that a toilet book the premise. The premise is so genius to me in such a joke set up way. It's called on perks. He was addicted to Percocet and would go on Facebook while intoxicated and talk mad shit on there. Oh, and then he wrote kind of around that. So then I saw I've got you a digital copy. I saw on his Instagram that he goes if you buy a physical copy this couple of weeks ago and I was high as shit. He's like I will write a letter to your haters and send it to you the full copy it's it's pretty I don't know if I can I'm just trying to read it. Yeah, I might need your help.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

24:50

Oh, you want me to? Yeah. Oh boy. He writes like my grandma

24:54

did before she died. Holy shit. Dude,

Speaker 1

25:01

that's that's why I love this guy because he took the time to write like it's it's like a piece of notebook paper.

Speaker 4

25:08

It's a fun I'll just try and just get through Okay dear law it is in

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

25:15

it is with profound joy

Speaker 4

25:18

that I come to you with huevos have your no come to you with news of your

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

25:36

head erode damage haters demise

Speaker 1

25:40

oh that's it yeah, he's gonna write about your haters demise

25:43

cheese. Okay.

Speaker 1

25:45

This is kind of fun. You're reading bad handwriting late at night every

Speaker 4

25:50

every bitch baby. We'll see you for good Nope.

Speaker 1

26:01

bag bag. Yep. And these are filling guys room right

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

26:05

that's fine and fill it and shit. Talking bitch

26:11

with a wet

Speaker 1

26:14

with a way that you're reading like I rose normalizes what is that

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

26:20

wet? Something will be cursed him with a wet him that Okay, moving on was a wet something will be cursed with a watermelon. Dude.

Speaker 1

26:37

I'll let you catch up. Hold on. Let me read what you put. It's been a very difficult year for haters. This is his Facebook or Instagram post that I saw and I was like, Yes, I'm buying the physical book. It's been a difficult year for my haters. I have a feeling your haters are in for a rude awakening as well. As a result, I'm writing a handwritten letter detailing your haters upcoming downfall for everyone who buys a copy of on Pyrex this weekend. NO BULL honkey Hit the link.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

27:06

I swear to God I can't even I can't even read this with Utah. Like I have to Oh yeah, everybody shut up.

27:11

Okay, like that.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

27:13

No, you don't have to, but I because this is dude. I don't know. I'm just gonna read it the way I think it's read. Yeah. And we'll just go from

Speaker 4

27:21

that sort of be cursed with a with a winter and juiced that they will undoubtedly lose toes.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

27:34

to frostbite. Okay, okay. Yeah, every one of your haters will have no so many shoes covered by dog shit that the Mears sound of a dog barking will bring them

Speaker 4

27:56

torque the pace of piece of jewelry you are of your haters will be the settled with acne so severe that every big glowing red protruding bump on their. on them.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

28:23

Jack? Will he's still on parks. No, this is regular writing. Yes. Okay. We'll have Vamos. This is like the Turing Test mistakes for the penis of a sex crazed

28:40

Beagle.

28:42

The guys writer did obviously

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

28:43

dear friend. May your haters

28:50

sweat thong

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

28:54

amazing pave the way

Speaker 4

28:57

for your days to be showered with cash. Good fortune in love. All the best

29:05

my granny we're stuck the landing with a nice little thing at the end.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

29:11

You know? There's a lot of mysteries still to this. I don't know. Down there.

Speaker 1

29:16

It looks like a like a note in English class. Like it's on like college ruled.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

29:22

Yeah. Paper yeah ripped it out of a composition book. That's wide rules by the way. Sounds a lot. There's very few. Okay, that you always correct me though because it's more kindergarten me.

29:34

Well, he just writes big and he knows it.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

29:37

No, I'm looking at the paper. I can tell from looking at the paper.

Speaker 1

29:39

No, I know. But he may have bought the paper. Because he writes big.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

29:44

needs right bigger. That's that's kind of preposterous. It makes my handwriting thank you for the note. I can't wait to find out what it says.

29:58

I want to click this out.

30:00

Yeah, you're gonna do that. Well.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

30:03

Might as well.

Speaker 1

30:04

Look I want us to go and dad meet. I want to I want to invite us up there to Philly just to go on Dad meet for fun. If you're a guest on the show, you have to hold a knife. So that's fun.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

30:14

We both get a knife. Yeah. Like to hang in the handle it back and forth. Right turn old the knife.

Speaker 1

30:23

You know, we can't take it with us. TSA will be all over that. But I was like, I was daydreaming. I was like, That seems like an attainable goal for us. There's a

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

30:32

lot of shit that we're just done that we just need to reach out to people and do it. Yeah, we just doubled.

Speaker 1

30:38

I'm going to change that. We're gonna do this letter fortune, good fortune

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

30:41

letter a fortune. And all our haters are gonna have frostbite now, so that's good.

Speaker 1

30:46

Yeah, so there's nothing in our way. Right. That's the last

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

30:49

boundary stopping us from you know, all those warm toes and fingers. Can't stop snow. Yeah, Kanye.

31:00

At the very least I heard I just lost

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

31:02

you. You just went to outer space. I heard a rumor.

31:05

skank Fest will be in Tampa next year.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

31:07

So that'll be good. Sweet sounds.

31:10

That's the best comedy festival in the world.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

31:13

Feel like we would have already hosted that

Speaker 1

31:15

here. Now. It's a it's a cost thing. There's based off the name of it. You're not a huge legion of skanks fan, but I find the First Amendment Boehner of me loves it. Right. Because they they're giving like VIP tickets to people of the worst life contest. It is dark. Whoa. Yeah, it is funny

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

31:38

and dark. That probably gets real serious real quick.

Speaker 1

31:41

Well, they're like, No, this guy sucks because he's got a family. Like in a job. He just hates it. Okay, the colostomy bag guy. That guy has the worst life. Yeah, they're arguing over that which I find hilarious. I mean,

31:57

for them. If people are into it. They get I think sick bastard.

Speaker 1

32:02

I think they do about 200 Thao an episode, something like that. Well, Legion skanks skank fest. So last thing I got okay, we'll close it out. Do you ever? You're just playing the current theme for when Obama joke?

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

32:20

No. We're done. Okay, the whole thing.

Speaker 1

32:24

You know, I was thinking about this. I've been hearing a lot. We're right in the starts of NFL season, and

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

32:32

I was gonna talk about football too.

Speaker 1

32:37

And so are we're just, like, don't have that many things on our mind. Right that her daughter's football.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

32:45

Although I'd like to start doing it live.

Speaker 1

32:50

So this Aaron Rodgers hate, right? It's starting to swing back around that, like the media likes them. My number one thing is why? He's okay. So football players never say anything interesting, right? Yeah, it's almost like if you interview someone in the military, it's like, you're gonna get a very brick kind of answer. It's gonna be like, very like, by the rule, because some there's a PR person with the team that's like, do not say shit. Stay within stay in the pocket. Stay, stay. Stay stay within these. These boundaries. Do not go outside of that. Yeah. And if one person goes outside of that, they're fucking weirdo. Right? It's like

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

33:37

kapernick

Speaker 1

33:39

if you have an opinion, we live viewers. So no, but no one likes that out of the football player. Right? Like the NBA rules because they just say whatever the fuck they want it. Now, whether you agree with them or not, is a whole different

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

33:50

thing. And run our tests. You can fight the fans if you want. And these guys,

Speaker 1

33:54

if anything, should be incentivized to be saying crazier stuff, because they're their faces under helmet. And so they have less marketability. And a lot of

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

34:05

true Yeah, that's true. Like stat works. Happy to say that they're helping out who said that? Well, that would be cool. Take your helmet off

Speaker 1

34:12

someone so stoic. Yeah. Right. It'd be tough to see you get the shadow from the facemask. I just I find this interesting where it's like, almost everybody in the public wants. These players when they're doing press conferences are fucking waste of time. Because they don't, they don't give any answer. And then one guy goes, Hey, I'm established enough. I don't care anymore. Right. You know, I've got some outside thoughts. And people were like, Oh, that guy believes in aliens that are here. He thinks he saw one. It's like yeah, well, look, he can't

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

34:48

something by the way. Why would he lie about it,

Speaker 1

34:50

by the way? did or didn't? He's allowed to fuck up. Like he like if he has like if he was like I'm a vegan and that's what makes me good. Sure. Yeah, he's allowed to, like, they they go like he's very good. So if there's something nutrition wise, something related to physicality, that should be okay. If he's got weird outside opinions, you can't chastise him for doing what we want as right as the viewers, I find this happens every year. I find this in politics, there's

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

35:25

none of that. Yeah, well, right, where you see the oh, they're a normal human, they have thoughts and families and shit like that. And then you start to like the people, you know, we're talking about aren't watching hard knocks, obviously, where it's like, you get to, you know, hear something beyond football, beyond politics, and you see the humanity of it all. And then it's like, okay, yeah, I'm listening to, you know, but

Speaker 1

35:49

I've listened to RFK interviews RFK, Jr. All his points make sense. He just sounds like he's, he's

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

35:56

spent his whole life rather than have the Stephen Hawking voice.

Speaker 1

36:00

Either way, I'm just saying like, that's the thing we can't get over. Right, but the guy has, like, pretty solid points that I think if you can, just, it's hard. Don't get me wrong. It's like, I gotta it's like when you have orange juice, after you brush your teeth kind of feeling.

36:17

That's RFK his voice.

Speaker 1

36:18

That's the best I got. That's pretty good. But it's like it's annoying. If you can get over it. It's not that big of a deal. But it's like

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

36:26

I find it really interesting to see. Aaron Rodgers is like something like six days older than me or something? Or I'm like six days or like just as

36:37

successful? I

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

36:38

mean, we're right. I have Mbps

36:42

you got a Super Bowl ring, but

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

36:43

it's just like you and I be if we're in the same position with our our personalities. I don't even know what we would be in trouble. Like, I think just we're not crazy people but like we speak we say things you know, just and it's like, well, of course he doesn't give a fuck. This is all such a stupid game anyways, like

Speaker 1

37:08

and he's kind of pat McAfee show for like years and he's the the only interview that he'll do consistently because he's like, look, everybody in the media just fucking writes what they was stupid. So I'm just gonna work with this guy. Which by the way, if you've watched Pat McAfee show I know he's a little bit annoying for a lot of people. I do like the setup they have for the studio. Yeah, because he gets fired up like Jim Cramer and he's standing and I'm like, maybe we should incorporate that in here. Now by about Jim Cramer was the best. He's like, this is a fucking flop stock and it's like, does crazy Well, the next month. He has no idea what he's doing. He's just sensational.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

37:51

I trust that guy.

Speaker 1

37:54

I don't here's here's the lesson of this episode. Oh, okay. Only trust Mike Rainey in his letter for good fortune. Don't trust anybody else.

38:04

Yes, to you Sure. That

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

38:06

was good fortune for us

Speaker 1

38:08

said good fortune at the end for sure. And maybe he threw in a little sweat of sweat equity.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

38:13

Epic. Maybe? Maybe did I thought I spotted it but it's like a moving object.

Speaker 1

38:20

I definitely can repeat this for sure. And maybe Beagle.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

38:24

So you saw Beagle two I said Beagle.

38:27

Yeah, I haven't read cursive in a long time. So this is

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

38:29

a that's barely cursive. It's something far away. It kind of looks pretty far away. It's like wow, I was like I frontiersman wrote this. I was

Speaker 1

38:40

amazed that it was this long when I opened the book and it's like, Whoa, this is like a good 200 words maybe? I don't know. I don't I can't really do a word count on handwritten cursive. That's one Britain handwriting.

Eric Readinger, Fractional ...

38:58

No, it was good. I think

39:00

well, you got anything else? No, I think we're good.

39:05

Are you just gonna we're just gonna go fucking just

39:08

go right into it.

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