#424: How To Get In Good with the Aliens
SUMMARY KEYWORDS
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SPEAKERS
Speaker 1 (36%), Speaker 2 (29%), Law (19%), Eric (7%)
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Speaker 1
0:04
sweat, equity, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat equity. The number one comedy business podcast in the world pragmatic entrepreneurial, entrepreneurial financial advice
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is wrong. Kind of a failure. I wish you wouldn't say the real raw dog.
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Speaker 1
0:25
I really do because he pretty much every cringe. It kind of makes me cringe too.
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Speaker 2
0:29
I know and you still do it. Yes. You don't get the feather in your cap like you push through. And you know, I appreciate
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Speaker 1
0:35
that. It's a testament to our heterosexual gay relationship. Oh, you
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Speaker 2
0:40
bring that into it. Okay. If you want to hear more of this bromance,
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Speaker 1
0:43
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Speaker 2
1:06
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Speaker 2
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Speaker 1
1:17
you non dorks means innate. Terrorists terrible. Yeah. Pretty good. Okay. It doesn't own its own regard.
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Speaker 2
1:31
Just glad you didn't. Yeah, did you didn't do like a Native American work board cry.
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Speaker 1
1:37
Hey, how are ya? Hey, hey, no, that was a comedian fit. So Johnny Carson and you go, the Native American but you go hey, how are ya? Okay. All right. Cool. chuckle if you want the hook up, holler if you hear me, there's a link to the Squarespace referral code. In the episode description. Let's get it started. It's called sweat equity.
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Speaker 1
2:25
Our list listening to the sweat equity podcast. I think the intro needs to be that from now on. What just have giggled halfway through it. We were
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Speaker 2
2:34
having foot. Well, your people want to hear us have fun. If you were not having fun, you the listeners aren't having they're gonna know. Yeah, they're gonna know.
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Speaker 1
2:43
I mean, I say that in a mom voice. But it's kind of true. That's absolutely. I mean, I was like serious about it. Not only look, I hate when people bash because I'm like, what's the what's wrong with him? He's just curious. And he giggles a lot.
2:57
Right? Why would you bash Rogen?
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Speaker 1
2:59
Oh, there's a lot of people that are like, yeah, the guy who interviews scientists from a dumb guy's point of view.
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Speaker 2
3:07
Yeah, actually get down to the meat of things and like, get it all out there. Like, if it wasn't for him. Like there's a lot of stuff I wouldn't understand. You know,
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Speaker 1
3:14
and part of the Rodian crew coaching tree, the Crouching tree encroachment tree. Maybe we'll call Sam Tripoli for into the program. Because, look, I just honestly haven't talked to him in a while. And I'd like to. But if you listen to Rogan enough, his name gets brought up by all the comedians as like the soothsayer, he's like they
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Speaker 2
3:34
write, he's becoming more and more correct as the days go by. Well,
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
3:37
but he doesn't have the comics, like he's like, old baseball Scout, like he he'll see young comics would be like, No, that's what you need to be doing. Right? And they're like, I should have listened to him like three years earlier.
3:48
What's his girlfriend look like?
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
3:51
Alright, so I was looking up, you know, dating apps. What? Sticks? Yeah. Oh, so, you know, I've had this theory, and maybe we will do a sketch on it one day, but you could do that. I think you could teach the sales funnel with dating apps. You can teach lead gen, right? Because it's a physical thing. Do you have Bell's palsy now?
4:18
The lead gen two dating app,
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
4:21
it's a numbers game. It's a numbers game. Right? A lot of people get depressed now. There's like a, there's a you know, people when it first came out, we're like, fuck yeah, this is amazing. And then now a lot of people get like depressed for them because it honestly
4:42
should be Bumbles. theme music.
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Speaker 1
4:46
Why? Well, you know, because the women choose, I see what you're saying.
4:50
Yeah, try Bumble.
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
4:55
Perfect. Well, you know, bumble was started from she worked at Tinder. I thought it was too sexist and started Bumble. It was a woman the CEO. Yeah, yeah. Because the women choose on that.
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Speaker 2
5:07
Right. She was probably a handful. Right?
5:11
I you know, I want to start my own cup. I want to pick them in. Well, I want to Yes. And that but I do. Yes. And it well, you
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
5:19
know, I made that exact kind of behavior. I'd be like, fuck you. I'll make something better. You kind of have that too. Yes, yes. And then. Also, I tried to look look up her story. I can't remember it. I was like, I bet she's got some dark and she seems like a really pleasant person. I can't I can't I got no she happily married. I mean look CEOs of tech companies are she's probably an asshole maybe.
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Speaker 2
5:45
I'm sure. A little bit painting with broad strokes probably fire to people who didn't deserve it.
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
5:50
But I but I think about this like it with podcasts like podcasts. If they don't start out with good intentions. I don't think they're going to be good. You're seeing a lot of celebrity ones like oh, we gotta get this podcast money. Yeah, there's
6:02
a lot of obligatory like, will you have to have podcast? Like what really chaps just milk it?
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Speaker 1
6:09
Like the actors that have podcasts that aren't funny?
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Speaker 2
6:13
Like who are already the most famous people normally you don't need this. They need like get off the LinkedIn Ryan Reynolds.
6:22
You know, he owns a marketing company agency.
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Speaker 2
6:24
You come after us know. exactly that same vibe as why why I got like, fired up over Ryan Reynolds being on LinkedIn. It's like, what do you eat? You know, go to variety.
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Speaker 1
6:39
But don't get me wrong. I'm for that campaign. I back it. I'm you just got to pick six and I'm blocking. I'm with you on that. But we're coming after you. But because I think it's so atypical and no one's probably doing it.
6:53
Yeah, for sure. Like,
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it's like hitting Santa Claus.
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Speaker 2
6:58
Like, hey, I bought a phone company because you guys are getting fucked over and I'm gonna it's gonna like hook you guys up. It's like, No, we're not buying it. Ryan Reynolds.
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Speaker 1
7:05
It's like really having a Dispassion for ice cream. Like, Yeah, fuck it right
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Speaker 2
7:10
do just because it's so good. Why does it need to be so good?
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Speaker 1
7:14
Are you lactose intolerant? No, fucking hate it, though. So not to fear though, with the dating apps. If you're if you're getting depressed about it, because I got some stats for you.
7:26
Or you. I think you're talking to me right now.
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Speaker 1
7:29
Well, you in the audience out there. Oh, I wasn't talking to you, specifically. Now. I know, this wasn't a pitch for me to go. Hey, man, I think it's time to start getting out there. And I'm just I just found this interesting, because I was curious. I guess I'm on there. Yeah. Look, it already made the news. We know that. All right. Yeah. Pretty big deal. So actually, this is a better way to get the word out. So you don't have to keep telling everybody in your network.
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Speaker 2
8:01
Well, that's true. You should, as part I will repurpose this content.
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Speaker 1
8:05
It's how I thought about Facebook like 10 years ago, it's easier to make a post like, Hey, we're having a baby. And just get it out of the way as a press release.
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Speaker 2
8:14
Write your own personal press relations.
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Speaker 1
8:21
You got that? Romi. So, alright, so Tinder you want to I want you to what do you think the match rates are men and women?
8:30
Okay, match rates to find match rates like,
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Speaker 1
8:32
like how many men match on Tinder versus how many women match on Tinder? It's got it's, it's a sausage fest.
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Speaker 2
8:42
Okay. I'm five years old. Yeah. Okay. 55 years old. That works too. Okay. And I don't know how tender works and you're saying.
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Speaker 1
8:50
So you're saying you match with someone to go date?
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Speaker 2
8:53
So you're saying how many? I'm the man and how many people man? What's your percentage? What's your batting average? To you're saying if I'm a man walking into Tinder, I have this percentage. I'm just trying to explain it because it's not obvious to everybody. So I'm trying to
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Speaker 1
9:08
this is pretty obvious. match rate swipe right.
9:12
No match rate. Nobody knows what that is. That's a normal term.
9:15
I think you can figure it out with condo.
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Speaker 2
9:19
We're trying to figure it out right now. We'll just explain. Sorry. Sorry. Oh my god, we have something better to do. We need what this is okay. Is you talk to me. I'm giving some shorthand. Okay, so the point is the match rate for a man like me, five years old. 55 years old, whatever it is. What is it
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Speaker 1
9:36
five years old? Not allowing that I thought you'd wanted to guess I thought it'd be Oh, okay Tinder, which is kind of a Meet Mark and
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Speaker 2
9:43
then we go back to motherfucking why I'm sitting here why How do you like what am I talking about? Is what's my
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Speaker 1
9:51
man that get a match? On Tinder? Just start
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Speaker 2
9:55
shouldn't be 100 know that it's that's a terrible like you 100 that'd mean
10:01
every time you swipe right, you're going to Matt, remember our buddy.
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Speaker 2
10:04
Okay, so now you're defining it. I'm saying like, you sign up for the app. I got him. No, I didn't. I'm serious. You were on these things at one point, that doesn't matter. I'm saying like, I didn't understand what your definition was like, when right how about that? Okay, so like you're saying if I swiped right, is that the one that says, I like you? Okay, you swipe left to buy if I swipe right because there's and then you say the percentage of what? When my swiping right matches up with me is okay, now we can talk. Yeah,
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I didn't think it was that complicated. No, it was.
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Okay. As a quick 30 38%
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Speaker 1
10:43
For guys, yes. 10% Wow, women 26 all these all these are Sausage Party. If you're listening out there. Look, I could discourage on these things. But what is it for women? Do women have the power women?
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That's why it seems low.
11:02
Yeah, but they're choosier. I think that's part of it. They're just doing guys away. Like, depending on how long it's been since you've hooked up with a woman,
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Speaker 2
11:11
right, your fingers get real flexible as I know what he writes.
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Speaker 1
11:17
She seems like she'd be nice. He's got a good personality. And it really goes to convenience. Like this girl seems like she's
11:25
using my zip code. She's,
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Speaker 1
11:26
yeah, yeah. Hinge. What do you think?
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Speaker 2
11:31
That? Okay, wait, is that one that's a special one is it is that when
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Speaker 1
11:35
it came out as like, had a really good brand message was like the dating app we want you to delete, which I thought was a great slogan. Yes. And but it was more based, like more people were like, kind of marriage II kind of style. It was more of that long term. Higher end I was okay. Raising
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Speaker 2
12:00
for men. I'm gonna say. Let's say it's higher was his 22% 7%.
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Even lower women. 19. Okay, Bumble.
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Speaker 2
12:12
Which one's the one where the Girls pick? Bumble Bumble. Okay. That one I'm gonna guess.
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We literally just talked about the CEO like
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doesn't matter doesn't matter. Okay.
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Then why she started it.
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Was it on the show?
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Speaker 1
12:30
It was in the intro nude. Good. Good. We giggled about it. Yeah, I remember I remember that. Rob, you were there.
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Speaker 2
12:37
Remember that? Okay. But you didn't say the number means say the answer to the question. I'm gonna say for men. 4%.
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Very good. 5% Women
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15. Such a sad number.
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Speaker 1
12:52
I remember reading a while ago when I looked this up like five years ago, like eight to one men to women on Bumble.
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Speaker 2
12:59
I mean, I have like, it's all very discouraging, I can tell you that much. I do not have the energy for that sort of
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
13:06
well, but my point is it eight to one clip. Here's the thing, what people do when your friends talk to you that are married or in a very long term relationship, and they try to kind of passive aggressively talk to you that they're like, how do you do that? Like that kind of thing? I'm like, I literally will be on the treadmill or Stairmaster and do it at the gym. Because yeah, it'll get it it's just like painting painting think it is a numbers game. Lead Generation is a numbers game then you keep refining.
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Lead Generation funnel for dates
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Speaker 1
13:40
that that you don't remember. I was talking about this guy? I do. But yeah, I think wasn't in the intro though. I think you could teach marketing funnels by using the dating apps because they're very similar. I do remember that to the like, Tinder is like Facebook.
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Speaker 2
13:54
It's just why Yeah, but that doesn't apply to enough people.
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Speaking of Facebook,
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most people don't get it.
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Speaker 1
14:00
Oh really? Because 19% of the world is on dating apps.
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Speaker 2
14:05
So the other 81% of the world that doesn't mean that 90
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Speaker 1
14:12
They haven't experienced it doesn't mean they haven't experienced it. That's just 19% currently.
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Speaker 2
14:17
Yeah, that's not that high. That that's a that's at the height of people of all yeah, get it. We're not including dogs and animals all wiped out. Like
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Speaker 1
14:27
probably a billion that can't get internet or phone that has
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Speaker 2
14:31
counting the oh, that's all refined.
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Speaker 1
14:35
All right, Facebook, Facebook dating, would you secretly pretty good, but
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Speaker 2
14:40
I still exist. Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah,
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Speaker 1
14:43
I'm on it. But that's how I met my last gal. My last lady friend. Okay, so no Facebook. And I said we have to lie about it and say we met on Craigslist or black people meet something funny.
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Speaker 2
14:55
If people ask why because the app was embarrassing. Yeah, cuz Facebook
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Speaker 1
14:59
dating is like What you get you get follow up questions with that one
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Speaker 2
15:04
minute like why why is that one years in another? Well,
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
15:07
here's why guys don't like to get on it. This is my theory guys don't want to be on it because it'll show mutual friends. And they don't want to get if they're if they're not a good dude. And there's a mutual friend. Good. Like you and I don't have to worry about that. It that's why I was like, Oh, this is great for me i i Don't do anything wrong. Yeah, I don't treat women like shit. Mm hmm. So that's actually a benefit for me. The other part is internationally a lot of women. Tampa, especially is the is kind of the gateway to South America for a lot of business, if you didn't know. So there's a lot of Colombian women. There's a lot of Argentinian Brazilian, all that Venezuelan. I don't know if Colombia might have the hottest chicks. by any country. You have
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Speaker 2
15:57
so many questions, the gateway, Tampa's the gateway, we so often hear from other countries, we are do business,
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
16:05
we're the import export for South America, not Miami. Okay. And so that's a big part of the economy here. Right? It's like when I lived in LA, and everyone's like, actors in Hollywood, it's like Hollywood is like 5% of maybe, maybe have the I have no idea. It's very small. It's like Long Beach brings in a lot of container ships and on the ship. So
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Speaker 1
16:30
that's a cool stat. Look, I'm like, I have like Asperger's for stats. I told you I remember a bumble stat from five years ago. So cool. But I'm saying like there's just a lot of South American women up here. They use Facebook over any of these other dating apps. Interesting.
16:50
That is interesting.
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Speaker 1
16:52
Because I'm still used to communicate back to their their country
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for answer my question on
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Speaker 1
16:59
telegram or WhatsApp but what's so my facebook so average match rate for men on Facebook dating?
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3% Seven. And for women
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were terrible. You're getting better at women.
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Speaker 2
17:14
11% 12. So you're getting good dialing it in. I'm zeroing I got two
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
17:19
more will do stir which I saw a commercial I heard of it. I saw a commercial on Hulu for it. And I was like, I gotta see this. It's for single parents. Basically, for golf.
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Speaker 1
17:33
It's the mill fan. Okay. Occasionally you'll see a chick on there that doesn't have kids and just wants to Delve. Okay. By the way, is that what you're doing? Tank top go and sweat equity pot.com Go to the merch store. promo code dirty get it at cost.
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Speaker 2
17:50
By the way, I use your Hulu login there's a lot of like there's a an advertisement it's like constant that's like for HIV medicine. Guys, I don't see you guys on a bike. It's your login.
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Speaker 1
18:07
Yeah, but it's my IP I get a lot of Spanish commercials.
18:11
Like when I get those two when politics heat up
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Speaker 1
18:13
mad streaming commercial.
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Speaker 2
18:16
Do you think it like made the connection? Like this guy? These guys are sharing their who log in? Let's show him this ad. I don't know. They're probably gonna get AIDS.
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I didn't notice.
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Speaker 2
18:28
You got who? I'm curious to see if you get the same. Very specific ads that I'm talking about. There's a dude riding a bike. His buddy is on. handlebars. Bar drive.
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Speaker 1
18:44
I thought you had his legs like a wheelbarrow. Oh man, that would be like crazy, I guess necktie thingy?
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Speaker 2
18:54
Double Double beat I'm just excited for you see this commercial now? It's like two guys that have a great bike ride or one's on the handlebars and they just have the best day ever.
19:04
I gotta catch up on what we do in the shadows tonight
19:06
so good go alright, fingers crossed everybody stir
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
19:09
is for single parents men 8% Women 16 In the last one league the league which was supposed to be the the high end hoity toity cool and well the premium on that I like to look at it to see if they changed the pricing and it's slowly going a little downhill but it's still like there's a package for grand on there. And it's like that that app better suck your deck or something.
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Speaker 2
19:34
Come out and just go Yeah, Jesus What are you going for
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
19:37
average match rate is 10% and for women's 20 My point being spread it out across different tactics. Don't do the same tactic for Legion. Because one goes under one changes in algorithm your fuck people. This happens on social media content creators. They go oh, I'm famous on Tik Tok. Then they get their shit kicked off. They never focused on putting and stuff on the other ones. And then they have to like kind of start from zero.
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Speaker 2
20:03
Right? What was the second app? What was that one?
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Speaker 1
20:08
Vine? Vine? Yeah, I'd say it was on Vine. Focus. Or MySpace?
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Speaker 2
20:14
Right? I think vine is better, but via better metaphor,
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Speaker 1
20:17
but no find great because fine. People made money on fine. Yeah, no.
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Speaker 2
20:24
And it was very specific. And then it was like, that's calling now that that's No, that's not a thing anymore, right? To be like, Oh, I can't do seven seconds.
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Speaker 1
20:34
And they didn't bring up their YouTube channels or Instagram or, you know, all the other things they know they should have done because it just was like, fuck it. I'm making money. Yeah. What? Like 10 billion videos. Speaking of which, I sent this article to you. My mom keeps pushing. She wants us to reach out to a tick tock comedian that the Tampa Bay Times wrote about mom, like, Mom, do you really think I'm gonna be like, hey, my mom said it. And then we're in a text fight about it. I go. I bet it says she's a comedian in the article. And like, I might she's very pretty, like, don't get me wrong. And she might be funny. But I the snobbery of Stand Up makes me hate. Like, oh, she's a comedian.
21:21
What does your mom want us to do?
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Speaker 1
21:22
She wants her. She wants us to get her on the show. What's the problem? I was like, yep. But you remember my family? Hey, listen to the show for years. And now.
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Speaker 2
21:33
Now now they're helping book. So the problem
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I send text of all the awards we've won.
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fallen on deaf ears. No, no, no,
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they think it's awesome. They don't know. Okay.
21:45
They don't know. What do you mean? They don't know. They're real awards?
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Speaker 1
21:48
It's not a Wednesday, but yeah, it's, I'll take him. I'm just saying. I think it's
21:54
just cleaning one.
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
21:57
I think it's funny. It's a total one ad and people come up to my family and talk. Like, random friends of friends will listen and then tell them they liked the show. And they see clips. It's like, they're like, I feel like home or like totally talked about penises on there, right? Yeah,
22:16
yes. Yeah. Um,
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Speaker 1
22:17
so there's a comedian that lives in the area single mama. And I'm
22:23
just like, do you ever contact info or what? No, this you do.
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Speaker 1
22:27
i Everything's in Slack. I said, I sent you the article was where I left.
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Speaker 2
22:33
Now, take my time and try and figure out how to get a hold of this chick. And we're gonna call her live if we can.
22:39
Alright, so what I'll do while you're
22:41
gonna you can be doing stuff on your phone while I'm doing stuff a
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Speaker 1
22:45
friend of the program, same trip, okay. Just in case because it's six o'clock his time.
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Speaker 2
22:52
Where would this be guests? Okay, okay.
23:00
Cat stickler.
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Speaker 2
23:01
She's got 2 million followers, bro. What is it? Like your mom's smart lady? No, no.
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Speaker 1
23:05
Yeah, if we can get her on great. But I feel like that's gonna be a tough but
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Speaker 2
23:10
tough put. Interview. I like to get her on the show. No. Well, yes, that part but what she's done talking about. Okay.
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Speaker 1
23:18
She might as well have said why don't you get Jim Gaffigan on the show? Could we do that? I probably have an easier time getting him on. Let me film his last special
23:28
right to voicemail. You're a loser.
23:31
Ring five times.
23:33
Save Tripoli ATM.
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Speaker 1
23:35
Get Jim Gaffigan is new. Is 10. Special on Amazon. Filmed at the Tampa theater. No shit. Yeah. He used to live here for a year. Alright. Aliens give me an alien breakdown. You got like 10 minutes of
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Speaker 2
23:48
alien breakdown. Dude, where do we start?
23:52
I mean, you show me a video that we could have animated.
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Eric Readinger, Fractional ...
23:54
No, no, you couldn't do it, then. This is a lot of stuff. There's all kinds of shit coming out, man. It's crazy, right? I mean, if everybody paid attention to the congressional hearings, I was watching it live.
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Speaker 1
24:06
I have I haven't heard shit except for Duncan Trussell talking that's what's crazy. But he like I didn't get to hear any real information. He's like, Yeah, man. It'd be weird.
24:16
Well, David grush and
24:19
David Koresh yep
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Speaker 2
24:25
thanks for taking it seriously go waco guys back Yeah. He's behind all of your incredible technology. Yeah,
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Speaker 1
24:35
you're in this zone of like, I'm gonna get started on a thing but if I get cut off it's gonna be tough. That's
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Speaker 2
24:42
fine. I really just say anyway. But you know, the guy kill he's got like, it is secondhand information. You know that's the thing that like he's got a you know, you haven't heard from him since the testimony. Who is he who He's like a, an intelligence officer who was working for a private company who was tasked to find like money. It's always money, but like, Where was money being spent that it shouldn't be and like all this stuff and like, basically,
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Eric Readinger, Fractional ...
25:17
he came into knowing that there's all this crazy shit out there and like people would like the Bob Lazar style, right? Like that there is non human intelligence biologics is what he said, which is there's fucking aliens somewhere sitting in a facility under American control. But like, they
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Speaker 2
25:45
the problem like the number one pushback has been like, Oh, he's not an eyewitness. And like, all this shit, and people like apply this, like murder trial logic to it, where it's like, well, you know, he's done an eyewitness like, he's right. It's like, it doesn't work that way with this sort of thing where it's like, he's leading you into this. There should be further investigation, but people will be like, you know, he's not reliable and all that stuff. And they've already broken down and saying he's got PTSD from Afghanistan, and they're attacking him and push Yeah, for sure. It'll happen.
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Speaker 1
26:21
It's so crazy how those are orchestrated. You know, you can look up the on Reddit. You can see the Lucy K ones where those writers are like, our article goes out tomorrow. Yeah, can you like,
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Speaker 2
26:32
I mean, the crazy shit you see on Reddit is like, or the watch out for the David grush suicide, whatever it's like, right, right. Where it's like, oh, he mysteriously killed himself
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Speaker 1
26:41
like a reverse Epstein. Right. Like Epstein did it got snuffed?
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Speaker 2
26:46
Right, but same thing? It's not the reverse. Exactly.
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
26:50
I met morally, I guess. Yes. But what about? Yeah, I the PR push. What about like RFK Jr. and like, there's so much stuff saying he's a quack and all this crap. And he's not saying any of these things. He's just gone. This was my experience with vaccines. Yeah, this is what I believe. If you've listened to a long form interview, you'll hear all of it. But it's crazy how calculated it's a playbook. How blatant you can see
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Eric Readinger, Fractional ...
27:22
Yes, suppression. Yes, it sucks, man. And it sucks that like, it's so quite obvious. The frequency at which people are seeing UFOs and they're filming and putting on YouTube. It's fucking nuts right now. Like it's happening every single day. Like people are posting videos of this shit happening. They're doing crazier shit every time like what about
27:44
Peru? Did you hear? Yes story?
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Speaker 2
27:46
Right? That Oh, Alex, it's illegal miners with jetpacks. Right? And it's like, you guys aren't even trying to come up with good excuses. Like what? Like,
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Speaker 1
27:54
oh, no, I believe that one is a like a Trojan horse. thing where there was the guys that were dressing up as aliens were pretending to be aliens to fuck with. Right, the product was the tribe they kind of wanted to take over, right?
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Speaker 2
28:09
Maybe it could be even bigger than that, where it's like, we need to get some shit out there to like,
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Speaker 1
28:13
why would the villagers ever know about the alien news going on? Right? Yes, they think that already exists. Just
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Speaker 2
28:21
these people are complaining about being injured from these things that they see. It's not like they're like playing in this political game. They're like, this thing attacked my daughter
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Speaker 1
28:31
through the Peruvians, or the dorks of South America. I've heard that a lot. Okay,
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Speaker 2
28:35
I mean, Peru is like they're just great like Peru, you know, with all the stuff they have. They're all the monolithic structures and stuff there whatever it is. There's something special about Peru I've been there it's fucking crazy. Feeling there? Yeah, dude.
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Speaker 1
28:50
What do you see there? All of it. Sacsayhuaman is it one of the Tombow one of the best telescopes there on
28:57
Machu Picchu using it? Why
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Speaker 1
29:00
was that? That's Kepler. Right. Why is on fire? Look at us doing news stories. Episode Hawaii, the
29:12
island was on fire last week. Hope you guys are okay.
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Speaker 1
29:14
So, okay. UFOs here's, here's another thought I've had about UFOs lately since there's a lot of chatter about it. We I really, and I think a lot of people in the United States see it from an American perspective. I don't hear much like peruse the first other country have heard about recently like, what's Russia and China think about all this stuff. Well, what are the they've all got
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Speaker 2
29:38
houses new, they've all got like, they've all got their own bureaucracy that dedicates time to investigating it like
29:49
and they can suppress public chatter.
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Eric Readinger, Fractional ...
29:51
Oh, they got suppression on lockdown. Literally. Yeah. You know, but like, you know that like, like George Knapp and Jeremy Cole. rebel who did the Bob Lazar documentary George napsw been a news anchor basically like a journalist in Las Vegas for years, and he was the one that Bob Lazar came to with all that and was insane about where we lost it. Damn it. I knew George Knapp Okay
30:19
See I knew for you last year inertia Yeah, yeah
30:27
Bob was our doc mad
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Speaker 2
30:37
it was really important. Like really important. species depends on it. Because this out no, you got it. It was what fuck was I gonna
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Speaker 1
30:50
say about George Knapp? You know, people like on podcast dead air. Just think.
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Speaker 2
30:53
No, it's this is good. This is the guts of it. Um, I don't know, they I have these guys. I know, stuff I can say about them is they were instrumental in the congressional hearing. Like they were sitting in the first row behind these guys who were testifying Like, it wasn't like this. Congress, like American government made it happen. It was these guys who were journalists that made it happen. So they kind of American heroes at this point. Why?
31:22
How are they American heroes
31:24
because this shit won't come forward unless somebody pushes it.
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Speaker 1
31:28
I know. It's just it's tough. We were talking about Peru. Before that, where I was talking about we have I think Americans have an American perspective a lot on UFOs. And then I was thinking what's going on other countries? China? Ah, yeah, I got but those those. Those guys can't talk publicly about stuff. So George
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Speaker 2
31:50
Knapp actually went to Russia. At one point he had contacted some guy in the Russian government in like, in like, totally black lady
32:01
sassy. I'm 9093.
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Eric Readinger, Fractional ...
32:02
In 93, he came like he had met up he went to Russia. This was in the time like in between the Iron Curtain following and what they have now. And he went over there and talked to scientists and they have their own entire UFO program. And the dude fucking CIA like, top secret spies style smuggled out. Documents from Russia have all of their UFO encounters and their documents that they had?
32:35
I bet I bet they don't know Jesus is
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Speaker 2
32:38
kind of badass to like, think about because the guy could have been murdered or something. So who George Knapp no respect wasn't for him. All right. Well, we'd be a little rip but
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Speaker 1
32:54
put your letters up like the big they're alive. Oh,
32:58
George snaps alive. I
33:00
was just doing my black lady impression
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Speaker 2
33:01
regression live. And if questions have dead that's
33:05
favorite crash is already dead. They already shot it.
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Speaker 2
33:11
Don't you want to be on the alien side, bro? No, I'm trying to help you here. Like the other day. I was showing you that video. And I'm like, they can hear us remember. They know what you're thinking. as well. Fifth agreement by remember the fifth agreement? Haven't gotten to
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Speaker 1
33:24
the end of the list. That's no, he made a second edition. Remember?
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Speaker 2
33:27
Yes. I know. I have no nightstand. The fifth agreement? Oh,
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Speaker 1
33:31
listen, but with a skeptical ear. Sure. Right. So that within the videos I see like, I don't know, video isn't enough nowadays. I guess.
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Speaker 2
33:44
I get that. I get that. But when it's a preponderance of like, just constant. Like, there. I get that there's fucking assholes on the internet who do shit to just fucking be troll, right? Like, do like, I get that for but I mean, like, there's enough out there that like, even if you pick out the bad ones, I'm like, there's too much. It looks real. There's too much out there. And it's like, there's kind of no denying it at this point. If you deny it, it's kind of like you're a dick.
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Speaker 1
34:17
My other like, I'll flip this around to the other side as far as the fervor becoming more prevalent, right? Like it's trending. If you really think about it,
34:28
right? It should be trending way more. It's crazy. It's not
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
34:30
it should and that's that's the big limit. The funny limit I hear from a lot of people is like, if this was in the 80s this is we'd be fucking freaking out like crazy. Now, it is one way I look at it like good. We kind of don't live in fear. But I have such a distrust for a lot of stuff on the internet. It's gonna take me 15 valid things before I'm like, Okay, that seems legit.
34:55
Do some research brother because it's out there.
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Speaker 1
34:58
I've got plenty on my plate. Before this, like, whether they come or not, or they're around already, I can't really do anything about it. Now I'm on I'm going with Pascal's Wager, you know, that is no work. It's like you believe in God. Just to like, make sure ahead your bet. Yes, exactly. It's called Pascal's Wager. I'm kind of in that zone. Like, I believe in Him. I want to believe
35:26
if you're up there, please save me.
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Speaker 1
35:28
My my other thing is the alien video you did send me three weeks ago, two weeks ago, that we have this figure of aliens if you had to draw if everybody had to draw an alien it. It's like a an octopus meets a human kind of look.
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Speaker 2
35:43
Oh, yeah, it's a very standard look. The Grey Alien big eyes. One thing
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
35:47
I've heard about, also, like eyes that are forward. I mean, they're a predator eyes on the side, by shoot by evolution on Earth. Right, right. Yeah. But now we're playing by different rules, right? My thing is, like, I think, why why don't we ever have like, couldn't it be a gas? It could be a fifth dimensional thing that we don't even understand. Like, I think the ones that are like that, almost a stereotype of an alien. That, to me, it's almost hack.
ER
Eric Readinger, Fractional ...
36:20
Right? Right. Yeah. I'm with you. But at the same time, it's like, but maybe it's half for a reason. Right? You and I are sitting there You bet. It's like, we've always been this shit. And you guys have been always seeing us and like, that's why it looks like that's you. It's not hacking. It's just what we've always been. But like, the crazy shit is when because he did mention interdimensional like shit. So like, we might see grey aliens now. And that's the thing that we have to do. But like it could go beyond that. It could go beyond anything we can imagine. There could be something sitting right next to you right now. Just waiting to pop up.
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Speaker 1
37:01
Well show yourself. Luckily, I have my word pain on it. So I'm not scared.
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Speaker 2
37:07
It's gonna be exciting. I mean, there's just, you know, we have no idea. It's never happened like this before. So
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Speaker 1
37:15
look, I want to be in with the excitement of like, right before football season right now. Plus, yes, it was hard and everyone's pumped out. Well, the, the the optimism of your team right before college football season starts or pro football season. Like you're like, alright, this is the year man. Like, I feel it's like that. It's gonna happen. Maybe not this year, but the next year, but
ER
Eric Readinger, Fractional ...
37:43
this seems more inevitable. Right? Like the cats out of the bag with this. Like, there's not like, there's not like, you know, the aliens are gonna lose in the first round of the playoffs and then we don't hear from him again, like the shits out there. We're gonna hear more and more and more. It's not the same. I'm
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Speaker 1
37:58
just saying optimism. I'm saying the five of them. Like, you know, I say like, I love to insurance because it what it does is I get this nostalgic optimism like, you remember when you're younger, and like you get high for the first couple times, right? You're like, dude, like Dave Matthews, I could just sit on the carpet at my friend's bedroom floor. And just look at this black light and listen to DNB dude, and just be all good. Like, if that I'm comparing the feelings is what I'm saying? Yeah.
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Speaker 2
38:33
I'm not even like, I don't even feel like optimistic. I just feel like, observatory. It's just like, it's interesting. Because like, your status dude, I've been optimistic since I was a little kid inevitable. But now that it's like right in front of our face. You don't have to be optimistic there's this is gonna happen. But I
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Speaker 1
38:51
keep telling you, I want it to be true. But at the same time, you can your own confirmation bias skin can muddy Nobo
39:00
we're past that. Congressional testimony
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Speaker 1
39:04
to anybody listening that doesn't know you'd be like, he's, he's in the zone.
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Speaker 2
39:10
Those people are paying attention that the congressional testimony puts it back past any of my beliefs. It does not matter. I'm observing this man who is testifying in front of Congress who can go to fucking jail if he lies to Jay. I don't need to it doesn't matter about my beliefs anymore. That's awesome. Like it's we're gonna watch these people talk about it. And then whatever happens happens, like I don't know about my beliefs. I don't have to be optimistic or pessimistic about any of it. No, but my I'm absolutely interested.
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
39:40
Okay. I will say this to me. I can't do anything about it one way or the other. It's interesting. I'll let the information come to me. But I'm way more concerned about I want to make a big load of money in the next couple of years to buy a house and that's Hello, I'm Matt
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Speaker 2
40:00
Wright. And I am trying to convince the aliens to hack all the bank accounts and do it that way. Send me money that way.
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Speaker 1
40:08
Yeah, you wouldn't let him if they were like you want us to push the button you wouldn't let him you to get you to your moral morally to good. What I know you need to watch defending your life
40:24
a little bit the button right now because then it's Monopoly money. If the aliens are doing whatever they want, then
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Speaker 1
40:31
But then But then as you know that the money devalues it has no worth.
40:36
I can tell them to just make that not happen.
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Speaker 1
40:38
Just pennies a couple pennies round your office space. All right. Look, I think
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Speaker 2
40:46
we've covered everything that needed to happen. You know, this has been sitting out there for a long time we covered a lot of shit. Everybody got updated on what are they our own personal lives and lives of alien?
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Speaker 1
40:56
I will say the rebranding of UFOs to something whatever it's called the AP
41:00
is bullshit.
41:02
I don't like that. I
41:03
don't they did it on purpose.
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
41:05
Right. And that to me seems like a PR suppression. So I'm with you. That's the that's the smoking gun for me. Almost. Yeah. Because if you look at if you look at all these I call micro movements because they're only a couple of years long. Like you know, I'm not bossy I'm the boss. Like don't call girls bossy or whatever. Don't the
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Speaker 1
41:34
Black Lives Matter these things get these things get compromised, and then they get changed. The terms get changed. Hey, the greatest rebrand ever in history. Is the swastika. It was Nazi symbol a piece.
41:48
I mean, we gotta go for a few more. We can add on that to
41:51
talk about Hindu symbol peace. Yeah, have you ever seen it?
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Speaker 2
41:56
No. I know exactly what you're talking I didn't say no. Further five minutes. wants to go through a rebrand
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Speaker 1
42:03
rebrand in history. Oh not I think it was sort of a good team. I'm just saying is the biggest 180 Yeah, yeah,
42:13
I get it. We got to talk for another five minutes
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Speaker 1
42:15
why? Well binding timeout can't be probably give you I said it on the show multiple times.
42:22
So but it was like early in the show ended on that. I wanted
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Speaker 1
42:29
to build Bert some statements sometimes. With a very you know, what do you want to talk about? I
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Speaker 2
42:40
don't know. I there's tons of alien shit we could talk about but I've got one right. I just you do a little rant.
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
42:47
Ai man, we were on top of this as the most fucked out is the most fucked out term. It beats any of the years past terms of pivot in the COVID your
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Speaker 1
43:02
brand, you know, probably right before COVID Brown, bro. You know? Ai? It's gonna be like AI is gonna be at Hooters somehow. Like, get your guys done by like, yeah, it's gonna be like keto. keto is another one. Yeah, keto, as you point out in the show, there's no regulation. Anybody can put keto on anything. You could put keto.
43:27
And guess what can double
43:30
I'm AI. Right. You can say you're AI.
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Speaker 2
43:32
I went to college. Right. I was artificially infused with learning wasn't in my head already. I learned it. In the correct term is all I have
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Speaker 1
43:42
the correct terms like synthetic intelligence, but no synthetic?
43:47
Yeah, something like that. That IQ. That's the important part.
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Law Smith, Fractional CMO, ...
43:50
Well, because artificial Yeah. Anyway, AI. It is. I put together that, that list of new AI apps that are coming out. I've been in that Google sheet we share dude 20 new ones every day. Right? And I'll look at them. You know, just having little coffee in the morning. Reading not my news about aliens and it's like, half of them are garbage. Half of them don't have any AI aspect to it. Yeah. There's no even algorithm that learns from that
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Speaker 2
44:22
or any sort of innovative function whatsoever.
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Speaker 1
44:26
It will be the most fleshed out thing for this year and probably next year.
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Speaker 2
44:31
Yeah. They're gonna have to regulate what it's called. Like it's gonna have its own thing to do with
44:36
internet dude. It's true. Yeah, but
44:37
it's not the internet though.
44:39
It's already too big.
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Speaker 2
44:40
It's offline. Also. I'm just saying like there will be with this thing about like medical technology do
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Speaker 1
44:47
a sketch of a garage sale just sell bucket like here's old bucket What does AI hose it's aI though this just looks like all thrift store shit shut the fuck up. Yeah. Oh AI for look you up.
45:00
I painted my grandma me.
45:02
All right. Oh fuck you. There we go. That'll do good. Okay, I'm happy with that. Bye bye
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Intro to the episode. (0:04)
Dating apps and the sales funnel. (3:37)
How many women are on Tinder? (9:54)
Why guys don’t like to get on Bumble? (15:07)
The problem with social media platforms. (19:48)
David Grush. (24:42)
What’s going on with Ufos in Russia and China? (29:13)
The internet is full of fake news. (33:44)
Confirmation bias can muddy your thinking. (38:51)
