#265: How To Completely Knock It Out Of the Park While Podcasting

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Law Smith

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Law Smith

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Speaker 1

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okay now my sweat equity

Law Smith

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this live element really throws a monkey wrench in I'm best ads yet I think angle going well, it's the it's the Sunday before Labor Day, which is really just you know, most people don't take it seriously. Like us.

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Yeah, seriously.

Law Smith

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Yeah, I think we're just joking around though. Look, we're really here's what we're really trying to do shirts off if you're watching on video and the beach or we're really trying to get that gay market I've been trying for a while. Double income no kids gay mafia in any city is the best demographic you want.

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Speaker 1

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Yeah, we were there. We're in it like we can we can play a part man right

Law Smith

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now. here's here's what bothers me. People are gonna listen to this and they go what is what is he talking about? He's messed up. He's already drunk. He's already fucked up. Know what I'm talking about? What I'm talking about is I'm pro I'm Pro. I'm pro Gay audience I want more more gays. Yeah, I think we got that. We don't have a lot of gay sweaters as I like to call them.

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Speaker 1

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Yeah, that's it. I don't think that's gonna take it on.

Law Smith

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I don't we don't have a lot of turtlenecks,

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Speaker 1

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right? That's that's not I like a guy with

Law Smith

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me with the turtleneck. That's the gay sweater with that's uncircumcised.

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Thank you they doing your own dictionary

Law Smith

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tip your tip your waitstaff please yeah, fucking killing it over here. What? Look if you're home right now and you're watching this on Facebook Live we would like you to

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fucking thing sucks. Throw some questions

Law Smith

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in there comments. I'll try to read them out live as we're going. Yeah, since I can't read very right. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. What's going on in the business world for you though? the business world for me, huh?

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Yeah, not much. What's wrong with it right back

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Speaker 1

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there? I can Why not? I got the soundboard too.

Law Smith

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We had a third mine. He left he got scared. Yeah. I don't know what happened. I don't want to bring him to the table. But he talked about sales a lot last time he was in here.

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Speaker 1

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Yeah. Well, number one. The number one I want. We probably shouldn't say where he works.

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No, no, no.

Law Smith

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No, I'm saying he's got that motor that neither of us have. He's got that motor to be. I'll sell you sell me this pen kind of thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1

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I know. I wish I had it. I don't know. It seems like a lot of work, though.

Law Smith

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No, I think it's just natural. It's like, I think you're like I am you. It's hard to fall asleep. Right. You've got that? Mm hmm. for him. It's like it's hard not to sell. Oh, no matter what you're talking about. Right. He's gonna sell you on everything.

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Well, I don't. I don't really see. I'm just

Law Smith

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trying to draw him out. If I could. I know. Here's the thing. He's like a bear. I'm just like,

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Speaker 1

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dangling some meat. I don't think that's happening. You really think he has that? And I don't think he's that I think he's very enthusiastic about things. I think everybody's got a Frank's

Law Smith

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But no, everybody's got a probably a gaggle of friends a handful friends that they they can sell anything. Right?

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Sure. I don't have the same Hey, I don't think it's AJ.

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Speaker 1

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offense. I'm just saying like he's not the guy I think of as Mr. salesman extraordinare

Law Smith

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will call in. If you've got any friends are like that. Okay. That's my favorite dad joke. For the show. I'll let it go silent. I don't care.

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Speaker 1

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You know, it's there's a lot of keyboards on the table here for me.

Law Smith

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So sales sales is tricky, right. So right now we're on keyboards. Well, you can't do it face to face in the live situation. So zoom has to be that's where you're making all the sales closing which is tough.

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Speaker 1

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Is that a lot? Is that what's going on zoom calls for sales calls? Is that what's happening?

Law Smith

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The new normal? Oh, yeah. As it as it's referred to? What are you gonna do? If you're not doing the phone calls? Which p like people close on phones? It makes me crazy. I can't believe it happens. Sure, by me,

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Speaker 1

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well, depends on the size of the sale. Usually, like that sort of thing. Sure.

Law Smith

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Big deal. I had someone who was like, hey, they got so they they're able to scrape my information from LinkedIn. This happened the other day, this happened Thursday. This is funny. Guys scraped my information, and was like, I'm already mad, because I figured it out in like two seconds. He's like, hey, they're saying like, you know, titles that you have on LinkedIn. Right? which no one refers to as right, like, hey, LA, President of Marketing Department, Inc. And you're like, Yeah, uh huh. Okay. I have a project management software for you. And you're right. Okay, hit me. What do you got? And they're like, Oh, what? Tell me more about your drilling. He was like, Huh, what else? I know, tell me Give me the pitch. What's going on? He's like, Oh, shit, I thought it was gonna take like, I thought this was gonna take three back and forth before we actually get to it. And I was like, hit me with what you got. What do you got project management software? What? What do you think I need? Because you really haven't listened to me yet. Right? Oh, you could hear him like, Did he give you anything? He tried. He was like, well, we it's good for agencies because it'll get things faster done. And more often in your life. Okay, buddy. And

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this was a phone call,

Law Smith

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like relax row. Wow, I'm not buying this. Whatever. Don't worry. So it's like, a you considered a practice. You lost me at the way you got me. Yeah, you should look me up. You should look up that I'm now marking agency that I know. I know how you doing this, right. I know how you put this information. I want to like geek out. I know like flex and I know exactly what you're doing. And how did it end? introduce him going up. Sorry. Oh, well, we'll call you back. Don't call me back. Okay. Well, did that was I don't know. I'll have a good day. No. I kind of got did like, Coach dad mode. Where I was like show coach. No, just. I am correct. Coach Dad, you're my dog coach. Dad. You're either Luthor or dalbir. Neither is neither. Good for you. Oh, your coach automatically. I'm Craig T. Nelson.

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Way more coach than your coach shit.

Law Smith

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Come on. I get way more ass like Christina. Okay, we know this. We know this to be a fact. Yeah, we both have performed at the Comedy Store. Over Yeah, right there. Do Dawber dollar laid pipe too, so I can't okay. Find your coach. No, you're not Luther.

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That's a good line. For the record.

Law Smith

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Yeah, you're you're

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still way more coach than you are.

Law Smith

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You're Jerry Van Dyke. I pulled that out. I asked.

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I would I knew that.

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Speaker 1

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No, he did. He was too late now. We'll never know. But I did know it.

Law Smith

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Welcome back to our podcasts are again about 70 year old comedian, actors.

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Speaker 1

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What other shows were popular then coach, there was a wings. Wings ruled Yeah. nikecourt kicked off or that all those those do?

Law Smith

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Yeah. But no, it lasted longer, I think the both maybes that we're talking about call in.

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Let's hear your opinions everybody.

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Wings or coach, which is better.

Law Smith

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So I love I'm not great at cold calling. I've had to do it recently. I don't love it. But I definitely don't have like, I'll definitely take five minutes of look at who I'm calling beforehand.

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definitely helps. That's for sure.

Law Smith

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It's a business first date. If you really look at a lot of intro calls, a lot of like discovery calls, whatever you want to call them. If you're in the professional services business that first calls a discovery call. What information can I pull out of you? What are the 10 things I want to get out of this conversation so I can regurgitate it back to fulfill your needs. That's a creepy way to put it. Well, I'm like I'm being very blunt, because that's how I go. Can I pull from you? But you can tell that to the person afterward they get it? In fact, here's why it's makes you a computer. It does. But here's why. It's because you actually listen.

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Speaker 1

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Right? Yeah, because so recording it the reason.

Law Smith

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The reason I got all uppity on the guy on the phone, I'll use that term. I'm not scared is a I like you ever racist thing going on? I get it. But you're pro tie. Everybody doesn't know this. But Eric's a pro Trump guy. biggest, biggest Trump guy knows what. Sound Effects aside. You love Trump. You love his tax breaks. You think he's the best president of all time. I don't like talk politics. I know. You don't want to talk about it on the show. But it does bleed into business. So here's, here's why people don't like Trump. He doesn't listen. He just believes what he goes over. He goes, he bowls you over with whatever he's got in his head. And he makes this weird diamond thing when he sits down if you ever noticed that. When he is sitting, he makes like

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Speaker 1

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a diamond shape of a pussy. Whoa. That's what I

Law Smith

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was thinking about this podcast. We have sponsors. Okay. Wow.

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Law Smith

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Well, actually, you kind of need that to look.

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When we're using you.

Law Smith

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I'm just saying, You're a Trump supporter. You've always been you've loved him for the last five years. No big deal. I don't want I don't discount that. You love him? You think he's the best president? This side of Nixon, and that's fine. That's fine. I don't we can have that conversation.

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What's your point?

Law Smith

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All right. So my point with Trump is that he doesn't listen to anybody that asks a question that annoys a lot of people, when they see interviews. Now, whether the interviews chopped up or not, that's different story, right? Because all these things are edited the way they want to be. And then he just said Nah. Are you with me? Are you offended? Or what? Are you wanting, like one of these snowflakes that if you call them a Trump fan, they can't handle a conference thing?

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That doesn't feel like listening.

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Speaker 1

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like Trump? Well, all are asked, moved. Don't listen to shit.

Law Smith

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There you go. You want to get shit done. It is a way of doing thing. It's a

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Speaker 1

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way of doing stuff that is really unstoppable. because like you said, Can anybody else finally

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do what I want?

Law Smith

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Right? He's our best president ever. He's done more for black people. You said that? you agree with that? Like I see that you cosign on that. He said that? He said more for blind people, as a president than anybody.

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Do I

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Speaker 1

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say Do I have to say that that's not the case. Do I've actually say that? I should. I'm gonna To say that's not the case.

Law Smith

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Let's look off

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laws being cute. Off camera

Law Smith

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is what he wants to say gimmick. No, this is all you man. Look, it's not a big deal. You can come out as a Republican. You'd like it. I don't like either side I'm moderate. Okay. Which is boring. Right? Having no, I've said it like, having no tattoos is the new tattoo and having no political affiliation is really the radical thing now. Yeah, like you can't even be libertarian that that seems like the offshoot now, it's not even

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you know, what am I supposed to do with this? I'll put

Law Smith

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a boot on your head.

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Speaker 1

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I'm not gonna play the character of the Trump supporter. You are not.

Law Smith

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You love it. I'm your wife. Trump. You're whiter than I cut my hair short. You're so white doesn't mean that. I don't know where the headphones begin. And when your head ends, that's how white you know goddamn well where my head begin, sir. Okay, so here's what I'm saying. Trump. Bet we've talked about this before. Best PR guy.

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Sure. Yeah. Really good. Just by

Law Smith

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adding an adjective before someone's name. He's he has embedded that in people's heads. Like, give me an example. corrupt Hillary. Okay, right, right. Sleepy Joe. I do think of Sleepy when I see him now. it because it's been said so many times. And he go creepy Joe.

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I guess he didn't want them pointing it.

Law Smith

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It's too on the nose. That's why he was that good. Yeah, I look I give him credit. I'm not voting for him like you did. But I'm saying like, he

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can't he can't even vote right now. That's a no you

Law Smith

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did. You do? Oh, you told me you voted. You go. Like I mailed this in. And you

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Speaker 1

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look at me. Now I've got dual citizenship and Tunisia.

Law Smith

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Tunisia. What's it like this time of year? It's really shitty. How your friends Tunisia? sucks. You got it to Nyssa the other day? I don't know if that's right.

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Speaker 1

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pissed at me. Tunisia getting out of here. This place sucks.

Law Smith

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Um,

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Speaker 1

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yeah, they're not no tuna anywhere. To be had a lot of questions coming in. I'm gonna hold off on those. That's a real life snore. Yeah. You want to finish up on Trump? Are you got anything else to say about your man?

Law Smith

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He's the best PR guy. He's the best PR guy of all time.

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He's really good at that. I mean, he's a good spin doctor.

Law Smith

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Nothing. He makes nothing. He produces nothing. He does nothing except spin. Yeah, right. Ah, sad. That even that statement sad. That's his like now. That's how sad that sad is. I know. Oh, me a coke.

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What?

Law Smith

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Did you vote in the local elections? No. Because they didn't have enough Trump guys

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Speaker 1

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on it. I said to myself, if I noticed one name on here, I'm gonna send this off. And I did not. Yeah, I feel good about it. I'm sorry, my bad citizen for not voting. But at the same time, I really didn't know what I was gonna be doing anyways. So let's go. What is the what's the moral position there? Wait, wait, wait. If you're in my position, you don't exactly know what's going on. To not vote. Is it worse to not vote? Or is it better to just fill something out? Whatever and be like, I'm gonna go with this guy like the name.

Law Smith

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I don't know, I get a lot of flack. Because I've said, I've posted the last two presidential elections. I have voted for a president. The the primary elections, I should call him good for you. Well, whatever team you're talking to, because that's a disgrace that because you didn't, it's such a but you know what it is? It's a Rorschach test for whoever you're talking to. So I've had people that and this is much more of the liberal side. I go I I would have voted for Gary Johnson. But who cares, right? Uh huh. Because wearing like a Hawaiian shirt, like half the time. Like he was great. I think he I think he overshot what he was trying to do by flying commercial. Everywhere. Yeah. And that's fine.

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Speaker 1

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That's good. I get it late to all the debates. dailies.

Law Smith

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No. I was like, Damn, that's. So that's like an aggressive passive aggressive move the person that shows up late. I do want to talk

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to Blake's. I'm just like, you guys.

Law Smith

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Well, oh,

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yeah. Did you hear that? Far from your own mouth? I

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Speaker 1

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did. Then Yeah, just drink some more. That's gonna be good for it.

Law Smith

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flavored. Ah,

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Speaker 1

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the curses podcast. He did some growth in the last one to make some weird noises about the don't flinch.

Law Smith

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Oh, wait. Oh SMR you're like, Yeah, no, don't do it again. Dude. Hit me. It's lost man. This in your ears.

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Ah

Law Smith

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the grossest thing. I think I can hear Hold on. Let me try it again. No. Yeah. Give me one shot. I will murder. It's me. Okay.

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Sorry. Okay.

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All right. That's good. I think we got it. Ah,

Law Smith

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I want you to fund a while projectile vomit today is the funniest thing I've seen in fucking

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Speaker 1

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Oh yeah, there anything funnier than your guy friends barfing. outside. Through

Law Smith

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the tool my new shoes.

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guys are gonna laugh.

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Every time

Law Smith

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every time. Is there any bigger picksix than when you pick up a cup of dip? Spit? You think it's a juice? I think it's coke. You think it's a diet coke? I can't think of anything. You're like, Alright, let me take us through.

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Speaker 1

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The next closest is the beer bottle but the cigarettes in it. That happens a lot.

Law Smith

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That's I think that's on you. I've never done that.

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Speaker 1

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No, I mean, well, I've done it. But like, crossness wise, it's not as bad as

Law Smith

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it came out of nowhere to I was totally out of it. Check the timing

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Speaker 1

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in the day was precarious, to say the least. Yeah. came out of nowhere a little bit. It's the middle of the day. So it was still up. We didn't see it coming. Right. Oh, y'all are outside. I was inside like

Law Smith

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hey. AJ barked.

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Your heart hauling me I'm walking.

Law Smith

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It looks like SNL where they try to do the fake throw right? looks fake because I saw him from I saw him from 40 yards away.

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Ah.

Law Smith

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Every time I thought he just like snorted. Did you like quack? Like a snart? Like a fart snort?

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Oh, yeah, just

Law Smith

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that loogie and like as I as pretty dark looking loogie gone bad. So there's like a hiccup and I was like, Huh. And then he moved. He was like, Don't look at me. Like seven yards away. I was like, I could still see you through the screen door.

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Ah,

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Speaker 1

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smell you and hear you. And all that other stuff.

Law Smith

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What comedy really breaks down to someone in pain of some sort? Sure. Yeah. And that's the quickest like a friend throwing up a girlfriend throwing up. Women hate this by the way women hate this they do not think is funny. No. Like, if there's one thing that's chick like, Guys, you think it's farts throw up his way. On the other end. They don't get it?

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Well, I feel bad. Like

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Speaker 1

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I think the spectrum is that like, it's summertime. We know you're you're not gonna die from throwing up. Yeah, it's like when we know for a fact nobody's gonna die. And we have that, you know, range that we can go to like throwing up is at the top because that shit is just

Law Smith

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we went from 20 people live watching to like, Well, I think one don't get back so far. Sorry, everybody. I don't care. But

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Speaker 1

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we're saying like, it's a matter of it don't matter of it's a matter of like knowing the outcome. Yes, like the fail videos where it's like, oh my god, that person was gonna die. Don't shoot and they just cut it off. It's like on to the next funny was I now get that excited about that. But it's gonna be fun. You know, your buddies barfing. That's good.

Law Smith

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It's a there's a Mark Twain quote that I'm gonna butcher that's like, I don't like seeing any. I don't like hearing about anybody die. But there's some obituaries that made me smile. Uh huh. Never heard that. Go. It's kind of the same thing. A little bit. Okay. Right, here.

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Okay. Anyways, now we're good.

Law Smith

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Does that wrangle? Okay? What do you got going on your world? Eric? Just keep asking a divorce. Oh, yeah. How's that guys? How is that fine? Yeah, same disease.

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Same disease. I'm not as far along as you are, sir.

Law Smith

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done. I'm done. Crazy. I'm on to the next chapter. Which is a fucking thing sucks is where I start voting for Trump.

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Right? This is where you become a Trump supporter.

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Really outraged.

Law Smith

24:33

No, I'm at level zero. That's the way I look at it. It's like, Oh, well, you're gonna respond. You start back over.

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Speaker 1

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Yeah. professionally. professionally. Yeah, personally.

Law Smith

24:44

Yeah, yeah. All those days started. lovelies go back. Yeah. Go. Go on.

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Speaker 1

24:50

Yeah. I'm there. Yeah, I'm with ya. I hear ya. It's weird, man. It's very weird, but we can do these live podcasts on Sunday. Now,

Law Smith

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yeah, this might be a short one. Why? Cuz I

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I don't know what do you not prepare? Sir? No,

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Speaker 1

25:06

I didn't. What's your discectomy plan? Are you getting the vasectomy or what kind of left me out to dry out in that? Literally?

Law Smith

25:15

I just need enough funds. Let's do a GoFundMe.

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Yes. Okay, that is a fun idea.

Law Smith

25:20

I'll do if we do a GoFundMe. I'll do it in five seconds. Okay,

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Speaker 1

25:24

I'll range that immediately. It's only 500 bucks. Dude, I look,

Law Smith

25:29

that's a lot. That's That's a lot. That's a lot of dough. I know. But for 60% of Americans don't have $500 to their name.

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Speaker 1

25:38

Okay, that's depressing. But that's not what we're getting at here. We don't need $500 from one person, we need a little bit from

Law Smith

25:44

what we should do. One thing I've been seeing on those dating apps is that a lot of thirsty women will but I wanted a copy of it like what really hot chicks do on dating apps. A lot of them will put like their Venmo and cash app. It's just like, hey, hit me up. If you want to just give me dollar if you want

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me to actually look at your profile.

Law Smith

26:03

No, not even that. Just like if you want to just give me cash. Yeah, it's not even for something else. That's fun. And for them. And then that podcast, you know, call her daddy has the daddy gang. If you notice on a lot of female profiles on dating apps that that call her daddy podcast. Uh huh. Oh, look at you leave. Mike. Off, right.

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Speaker 1

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We got glad. Yeah, I love you too. Buddy. Producer left. Never was in here.

Law Smith

26:36

Okay, bummer. Uh, but yeah, that collar daddy podcast has got every chick that listens to it to put daddy gang on their profile. No, as an inside joke. I swear to God,

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I believe you. But that's no, it doesn't

Law Smith

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add it. Yeah, I don't like it either. Let's go back to funding my vasectomy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1

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yeah. So here's the thing, how many $20 donation

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let's let's go

Law Smith

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to the let's say

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$20 donation we do that?

Law Smith

27:04

Every every female friend I've told or person I've talked to is like, are you sure you want to do that? And I'm like,

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Speaker 1

27:13

Oh, right. I say I write it write about fucking thought about I totally regret it right. Why?

Law Smith

27:19

You got two great kids. You're done too. And oh, man. Get out. What are you gonna do fucking have more kids now? What do you Shawn camp? Travis Henry. Oh, I could dunk like camp. That's a fact. That sacmi out there. Dude. All bones not so much like Mozy bows. Yeah. Here's what I'm saying. Wait, what are you worried about? Why? What if a great girl comes along that wants to have kids? Okay, so what? toner shove it like I got

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Speaker 1

27:50

Okay, your mouth. That's the I guess that's the guy to

Law Smith

27:54

use to grade kids to now I'm just that's how I look at our boy. Yep. I did look this point. I don't think you know the

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Speaker 1

28:02

reversal is 10 times as much as the discectomy itself.

Law Smith

28:05

Yeah, it's a big job. Big office. Yeah, I switched back then it switches then switch back. Flip Flop. Yeah, snip snap. So that's what I'm saying. Like, he What? Do you want to go through that? You will? I don't know. 10 grand. It hurts a lot. five grand. Okay,

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Speaker 1

28:22

but let's be getting a Groupon. We need to know it's just the price. Sure. But we need to focus back on your discectomy

Law Smith

28:28

I'll get it. Let's visit. Let's do a Venmo you can do Venmo Eric's account. Yeah, Venmo me, and we'll make it happen. I look at the way I see it. I got great anger. I got two great kids. Uh, probably never getting married again. So what do I need it?

28:43

You don't think you're married? Again?

28:44

not interesting. I

Law Smith

28:46

said it's one and done, man. I that was it. Oh, yeah. I don't care. They don't find that to be sad. What? What? It's not up to me honestly. It's kind of like, Okay, well, this is this is the way it goes. Right. Yeah, you try everything you can that but as far as like you're talking about. You're talking about, you know, just being able to go around town. Spraying everywhere. That's how I never said those words. That's how you set it off. You said you said the rundown for this show. Make sure the last third. We're talking about Eric Nutting everywhere. In

29:26

other words, I

Law Smith

29:29

look you're the one who put it or deny his choice. Ooh, get ya. Here's Jesus. Here's what I'm saying. fuck did you come in there you go right on it. Look, if we can't talk about it here, we can't talk about it anywhere.

29:45

I know this is as private as it gets.

Law Smith

29:47

Right. But look, that's why people listen to podcasts. It's the conversation you can't have at work. What are you going to go to the guy accounts receivable Hey, do you get your balls paid?

29:57

Did you come in right exactly.

30:00

But uh, how are you first?

Law Smith

30:02

Here's my thing. I'll do it. I'll do it as soon as I can. But $500 $500 at this point

30:08

can I be in the room?

Law Smith

30:11

Is there a curtain?

30:13

No, there's no curtain. No. Well,

30:15

I wouldn't be watching it. I'll watch a little

30:18

word. I want to see what they do.

Law Smith

30:20

guy friends that don't get naked around each other which I find very there's not a lot of dude friends that do that. But I'm not I don't think about a lot I just think about there's a lot of guys that wrestle that are friends. I'm not into that. Yeah, and I'm not into like the tea bagging and like any like that way right now. This

30:39

would be completely scientific.

Law Smith

30:41

You can be the corner. I just want to see the profit actually would help because I probably Ooh, we live podcast from there.

30:47

Yeah, I think they'd be into it to

Law Smith

30:49

be I'll look I'll live podcast but I'll be such a bitch. You're gonna have to fill water.

30:53

No, you

Law Smith

30:54

won't you ever see me take a shot like have like, No, I have like a flu shot today that I

31:02

know, but I think you'll be fine. You

Law Smith

31:03

see me get an ID they got really strong. You see me get an IV. look the other way. Oh, oh, fine. how's this gonna go down? I don't know. I mean, if they want if they spray that, that that premature, whatever stuff that spray that actually, exactly, no, no, that's a different thing. That helps prevent that. They there's a spray that helps with that. Right. That'll numb everything. Uh huh. I wonder if they could do that. They do do that. Do that. Is that what this okay?

31:35

Yeah, they do that and they before they do the puncturing.

Law Smith

31:38

I think I'll leave it at the honestly doing a podcast while getting that it's that surgery? Whatever you want to call it. Is it a surgery procedure procedure done? would probably helped me focus?

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Speaker 1

31:50

Yeah, or not the latest idea. All right. Everybody needs a Venmo Venmo.

Law Smith

31:54

Eric, reg is your one. Yeah. What's your what's your

32:00

Venmo? No, please, Eric Readinger.

Law Smith

32:04

You can befriend him on on Venmo. You friend me or cash app?

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Speaker 1

32:08

Yeah. Sure. Send it on over. Let's put it this. Let's start putting it in this nippy snap. Yeah, we'll put it in the show. I'll put a little running total on the website. How about that?

Law Smith

32:19

That works for me.

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Speaker 1

32:20

Yeah. Hey, guys. I've done though here. I gotta get up though. I don't have any

Law Smith

32:23

Yeah, we're done.

32:24

Okay, hang on.

Law Smith

32:26

We did our duty. We did a duty on the sponsors.

32:29

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